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25 M Providence, RI

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:02pm
Black, Native American, White
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I do not like to describe myself in boxes because I try to live my life outside of them. Also, how am I supposed to describe myself without rambling on and on to no end or being reductive and coming across as some one-dimensional asshole?

If you have figured it out, PLEASE by all means message me and tell me the secret.

I treat myself how I wish everyone would treat themselves: with respect, grace and a degree of light-heartedness. I don't see the glass as half-full or half-empty because I pour more water into it before it gets that low. Forever" is not a word that I use often, but I look forward to meeting a guy that I will want to see tomorrow and again the next day and again... for the rest of my life. But in the mean time, I would also like to meet great guys with whom I can have fun, great conversations, and some good laughs.

I surround myself with people who are passionate, secure in themselves, honest, open-minded, and loyal. I can have a knee-slapping, twerktastic, fungasmic time and not think twice about it with anyone who is genuinely compassionate and real.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working hard on a daily basis, making a positive impact on my environment, flossing (literally and figuratively), and loving it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the things I do exceptionally well.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile and warmth, my ass, and my loose resemblance to Tiger Woods (maybe more striking in person)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Prophet, Introduction to Metaphysics, Picture of Dorian Grey, Democracy in America, Liar's Poker, The Alchemist, The Vampire Armand, and anything Robert Greene.

Movies: The Godfather (I & II), The Holiday, Shutter Island, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Dave Chappelle's Block Party, Life is Beautiful, Philadelphia, Van Helsing, Things We Lost in the Fire, Jurassic Park (I, II, & III)

Shows: Breaking Bad, O is the New B, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Cash Cab, History Channel & Discovery Channel specials in general.

Music: Epic, Emotional, Expressive, and Evocative.

Food: Healthy and flavorful. Thai, Italian, and Indian are my typical go-tos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Dad's Army T-Shirt
MacDaddy (my laptop)
People to love who also love me in return
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fulfilling my purpose(s), remaining grateful, and trusting myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1) Somewhere writing/practicing/singing a song.
2) Binge-watching episodes of a TV show.
3) At the local bar, having a drink and socializing with the regulars or watching a movie.
4) Skyping/Talking to a friend
5) Doing a twerkout in my room! (even though I rarely rumpshake in public)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have three testicles.

Just kidding... but could you imagine? Buying underwear that fit would be a pain in the ass. Walking in general would probably be a pain.

(My apologies to anyone reading this who actually does have three testicles. I didn't know it really could happen)
You should message me if
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you're down-to-earth, witty, and not full of shit

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