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31 / M / Straight / Single

Hyattsville, Maryland

His Details

Last Online
Today – 4:43pm
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
***New info***

I live right of the green line/D.C.

*typical profile info**

Sometimes I am that kind of guy who takes charge over 300 people, directs, guides, delegates, organizes, and creates a fantastic product to be enjoyed by all that want it.

Sometimes I am that guy, who is sitting at the bar, insulting his friends, basing the conversation around either inappropriate humor, cartoons, sports, or the occasional trivia question of the day.

Sometimes I am that guy who comes home and rebuilds his bathroom, because the stupid thing has a faulty switch, so clearly, i need to remodel the entire room, because that faulty switch is unacceptable

and sometimes i am that guy who comes home and actively does nothing, while doing nothing, in my doing nothing hammock out back in the yard. those are nice days.

Sometimes I feel like a nut.

somedays I am the greatest man in the world, some days, I am a complete idiot.

I am however always behaving exactly like me. or at the very least how i feel at that moment. I like me. Ask me out, you might like me too.

In general, I would prefer to go and meet someone in person, and decide if we like each other face to face....rather than talk online for 2 weeks, and then decide to go out. I have no problem sitting and talking to someone for 15 minutes. Even if you are some big fat hermapheradite with a flock of seagulls haircut, and only one nostril. I will gladly talk to you and be you friend at the bar for 15 minutes.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach elementary School
I own a Bar
I direct 6 choirs
I work at the renaissance festival
I am rebuilding my basement
I own a lot of stuffed baseball mascots
I’m really good at
writing bad poetry
musicianly things.
solving the rubik's cube
the limbo
home repair
intuition, but prefer to play dumb sometimes.
baking a quiche'
choosing a beer that someone else will like

I am really bad at
ypyos
horseshoes
completing paperwork properly
doing laundry (I get it done, it just takes forever :-P)
Playing the violin
The first things people usually notice about me
the extreme energy, smile, skill with my hands......(on the piano), and the fact that I clearly enjoy a good beer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Current book - Game of Thrones
Current Favorite Movie - Wreck it Ralph
Current Show - Key and Peele
Current Music - Simon and Garfunkle - or - Frank Sinatra
Current Food - Campbells Chunky Soup - or - Salmon
The six things I could never do without
1 - Oxygen
2- Shelter
3 - Food
4 - Water
5 - Other People
6 - a Towel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how this world got to be a place, where people can no longer trust other people....

Why is that girls don't message guys on this website? If you message me, you will get a response. My current percentage of "receiving responses" is below 10%.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing at glen echo, or having a beer with friends at my bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear my heart on my sleeve. there is nothing private, just ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you are a musician, you enjoy logic, trivia, or brain teasers. or you just think I am cute :-) Go ahead and break the ice. I promise I will respond.

You should also contact me if you are a really good kisser, and have the desire to show off those talents in my presence!

the following are great sentences that will get me to respond.

"Hello! I like you! lets talk!"
"Hey! want to go to a Nationals game?"
"I need a happy hour, care to meet me somewhere?"