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contrarycanary

27 Beaverton, OR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:10pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We spot each other from opposite ends of the room. I get a feeling; I know. We close the space between us and begin talking. I ask if you have a cat. You do. I ask if we can go back to your place. We enter the living room and progress to the bedroom, where I lean in and whisper, "Where's the cat?" I pet the cat and leave.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
passionately arguing about nothing on the internet

misandry and/or killing all men

I'm outdoorsy in the sense that I like to sit out on the patio when I drink beer

if you ask me to go hiking I'll laugh at you like a pug having an asthma attack
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I will explain the effects of methamphetamine at the synapse using a diagram drawn on a bar napkin

no I will not sell you drugs

I do nerd shit and I've contributed writing and artistic direction to a few games that ended up being reasonably popular with the sort of people that pretend to be elves on the Internet
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
fat

if you tell me I'm not fat I'm just gonna assume you have a problem with fat people

people tell me I have an evil smile but I have no idea what they're talking about
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
honestly whenever I see a list of crap here my eyes glaze over, so: I read a LOT and most of it is fantasy, what isn't fantasy is shit like neuropsych research papers which I will not shut up about if you ask me about it so probably don't do that.

I watch movies sometimes. I don't have a TV but I still catch some shows on Netflix. I like food but that's probably obvious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
acetylcholine, glutamate, GABA, serotonin, dopamine, and norepinephrine

probably anandamide too bc I'm chill as FUCK
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
brains

whether the hobbit movies really needed the elf-dwarf love subplot. I mean c'mon are you kidding me? jeeeez
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pretending to be a wizard on the internet

sometimes pretending to be a wizard in real life with Magic cards
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I write for and play MUDs in tyool 2015 and if you make a quip about the dream of the 90s being alive I will pop you one
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to help me usher in the new age of the glorious gynocratic fempire

you wanna swap bnet IDs and play internet wizards or something.

OR

you actually wanna go hang out and get coffee or something somewhere.

Вы понимаете русский язык и хотите подружиться. Если вы сообщение меня с Гуглом, я буду высмеивать вас и я, вероятно, удалить сообщение. Пошли Вы на хуй.