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27 • Beaverton, OR • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Feb 26
- White, Other
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Buddhism, and laughing about it
- Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)
misandry and/or killing all men
I'm outdoorsy in the sense that I like to sit out on the patio when I drink beer
if you ask me to go hiking I'll laugh at you like a pug having an asthma attack
no I will not sell you drugs
I do nerd shit and I've contributed writing and artistic direction to a few games that ended up being reasonably popular with the sort of people that pretend to be elves on the Internet
if you tell me I'm not fat I'm just gonna assume you have a problem with fat people
people tell me I have an evil smile but I have no idea what they're talking about
I watch movies sometimes. I don't have a TV but I still catch some shows on Netflix. I like food but that's probably obvious.
probably anandamide too bc I'm chill as FUCK
whether the hobbit movies really needed the elf-dwarf love subplot. I mean c'mon are you kidding me? jeeeez
sometimes pretending to be a wizard in real life with Magic cards
you wanna swap bnet IDs and play internet wizards or something.
you actually wanna go hang out and get coffee or something somewhere.
Вы понимаете русский язык и хотите подружиться. Если вы сообщение меня с Гуглом, я буду высмеивать вас и я, вероятно, удалить сообщение. Пошли Вы на хуй.
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