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contrarycanary

27 F Beaverton, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:15am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
First, okay, I'm fantastic, which is to say just an enviably cool lady, let's just put that on the table where we both can see it.

I grew up weird in a tiny town on the Oregon coast that is famous for its attempt to dispose of a dead beached whale by cramming half a ton of dynamite into the carcass. I spent the past several years hopping from state to state, most recently escaping a fanfare of banjos in Kentucky, and I have a lot of really exciting stories about prying ice off of my scalp after going outside with wet hair in Minnesota.

I'm outdoorsy in the sense that I like to sit out on the patio when I drink beer.

My personality type is COOL. A test on the Internet said so.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a BSc in Psychology with an emphasis on neuroscience. I still think brains are awesome, and I plan on working in mental health for awhile, but for now I am lazing around and saving up money for grad school.
I’m really good at
BRAINS? BRAINS.

If you can make a mess with it, chances are I've made art out of it at some point.

I'm into some Nerd Shit as a hobby and a creative outlet and am always on the lookout for new games to check out. I've also contributed writing and artistic direction to a few games that ended up being reasonably popular with the sort of people that pretend to be elves on the Internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I believe in showing, not telling.

I enjoy wearing dark lipstick because it's like real-time punctuation when I talk.

Friends tell me I have an evil smile. I have no idea what they're talking about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
NICE BIRD, ASSHOLE

Honestly whenever I see a list of crap here my eyes glaze over, so: I read a LOT and most of it is fantasy. I watch movies sometimes. I don't have a TV but I still catch some shows.
The six things I could never do without
Acetylcholine, glutamate, GABA, serotonin, dopamine, and norepinephrine.

And anandamide to taste.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Butts.

I'm way more excited about the new Sailor Moon than a grown adult woman should be but that doesn't mean I want to talk about anime a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pretending to be a wizard on the Internet.

Sometimes pretending to be a wizard in real life with Magic cards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still play MUDs in 2014 and if you make a quip about the dream of the 90s being alive I will pop you one.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You actually wanna go hang out and get coffee or something somewhere.

You want to be thoroughly trounced in the tabletop game of your choice.

Вы понимаете русский язык и хотите подружиться.