I grew up weird in a tiny town on the Oregon coast that is famous for its attempt to dispose of a dead beached whale by cramming half a ton of dynamite into the carcass. I spent the past several years hopping from state to state, most recently escaping a fanfare of banjos in Kentucky, and I have a lot of really exciting stories about prying ice off of my scalp after going outside with wet hair in Minnesota.
I'm outdoorsy in the sense that I like to sit out on the patio when I drink beer.
My personality type is COOL. A test on the Internet said so.