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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 27
Queer, Bisexual
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We spot each other from opposite ends of the room. I get a feeling; I know. We close the space between us and begin talking. I ask if you have a cat. You do. I ask if we can go back to your place. We enter the living room and progress to the bedroom, where I lean in and whisper, "Where's the cat?" I pet the cat and leave.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
passionately arguing about nothing on the internet

I'm outdoorsy in the sense that I like to sit out on the patio when I drink beer

my personality type is COOL. a test on the internet said so.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I will explain the effects of methamphetamine at the synapse using a diagram drawn on a bar napkin

no I will not sell you drugs

I do nerd shit and I've contributed writing and artistic direction to a few games that ended up being reasonably popular with the sort of people that pretend to be elves on the Internet
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
people tell me I have an evil smile but I have no idea what they're talking about
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
honestly whenever I see a list of crap here my eyes glaze over, so: I read a LOT and most of it is fantasy, what isn't fantasy is shit like neuropsych research papers which I will not shut up about if you ask me about it so probably don't do that.

I watch movies sometimes. I don't have a TV but I still catch some shows on Netflix. I like food but that's probably obvious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
acetylcholine, glutamate, GABA, serotonin, dopamine, and norepinephrine

probably anandamide too bc I'm chill as FUCK
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

whether the hobbit movies really needed the elf-dwarf love subplot. I mean c'mon are you kidding me? jeeeez
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pretending to be a wizard on the internet

sometimes pretending to be a wizard in real life with Magic cards
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I write for and play MUDs in tyool 2015 and if you make a quip about the dream of the 90s being alive I will pop you one
You should message me if
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you want to help me usher in the new age of the glorious gynocratic fempire

you wanna swap bnet IDs and play internet wizards or something.


you actually wanna go hang out and get coffee or something somewhere.

Вы понимаете русский язык и хотите подружиться. Если вы сообщение меня с Гуглом, я буду высмеивать вас и я, вероятно, удалить сообщение. Пошли Вы на хуй.