Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born here but I grew up in a tiny town on the Oregon coast
that is famous for its attempt to dispose of a dead beached whale
by cramming half a ton of dynamite into the carcass. This pretty
much sets the tone for how my life has gone to date, which is to
I've spent the past several years hopping from state to state, most
recently absconding to a fanfare of banjos from Kentucky, and I
have a lot of really exciting stories about prying ice off of my
scalp after going outside with wet hair in Minnesota.
I'm outdoorsy in the sense that I like to sit out on the patio when
I drink beer.
My personality type is COOL. A test on the Internet said so.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
passionately arguing about nothing on the internet
explaining the effects of methamphetamine at the synapse using a
diagram drawn on a bar napkin
elfgames and magic cards and art commissions, oh my
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If you can make a mess with it, chances are I've made art out of it
at some point.
I'm into some Nerd Shit as a hobby and a creative outlet and am
always on the lookout for new games to check out. I've also
contributed writing and artistic direction to a few games that
ended up being reasonably popular with the sort of people that
pretend to be elves on the Internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
people tell me I have an evil smile. I have no idea what they're
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
honestly whenever I see a list of crap here my eyes glaze over, so:
I read a LOT and most of it is fantasy. I watch movies sometimes. I
don't have a TV but I still catch some shows on Netflix. I like
food but that's probably obvious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Acetylcholine, glutamate, GABA, serotonin, dopamine, and
And anandamide to taste.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm way more excited about the new Sailor Moon than a grown adult
woman should be but that doesn't mean I want to talk about anime a
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pretending to be a wizard on the Internet.
Sometimes pretending to be a wizard in real life with Magic cards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm writing a MUD in the year 2014 and if you make a quip about the
dream of the 90s being alive I will pop you one.
I have a hitbox stream where I play and swear copiously at Legend
of Zelda games and other RPGs. People actually want to watch me do
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually wanna go hang out and get coffee or something
You want to be thoroughly trounced in the tabletop game of your
You wanna swap bnet IDs and play Diablo or something. My wizard can
beat up your whatever.
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