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29 Somerville, MA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
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Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I never smile as wide as I grin.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hey, I'm Conor. Not Wayne, as my regrettable username would suggest. A little bit about me: I work at an international education company that specializes in language immersion and educational travel for high school teachers and their students. It's pretty neat. One of my favorite activities is going for a run during the lunch hour, which reportedly makes me a crazy person.

I'm a proud member of an art-loving, pacifistic bike gang that rides roughshod around the city and howls at the moon. I'm a published poet, but my one and only accepted piece is a composition entitled "Roy and the Chicken," a blatant Shel Silverstein rip-off that I wrote in second grade. I'm learning to play the djembe, much to the chagrin of my roommates. Every few weeks I deactivate this thing and vow never to return and then hey, here I am again. Isn't life rad?,36075/
I’m really good at
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impressions, puns, adobe suite, diffusing awkward situations, making pizza from scratch, and I'm dynamite with a laser beam.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Green eyes, pearlescent-ness, a vague resemblance to Casey Affleck
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If I could take just one artist to a desert island to perform for me for the rest of my natural life, I wouldn't be able to choose between the Talking Heads, Animal Collective, Sufjan Stevens, Cat Stevens, and this song:

Podcasts are my j-a-m. Comedy Bang Bang, Radiolab and This American Life are in constant rotation. I'm knee-deep in an Eggers novel and am strongly considering putting my personal and professional relationships on hold to read A Song of Ice and Fire.

Anything directed by the Coen Bros, Stanley Kubrick, Wes Anderson, Noah Baumbach, David Fincher or Pedro Almodovar usually tickles my fancy. I'm a sucker for Korean cinema (if you know about the Revenge Trilogy, I adore you already) and socially-conscious documentaries. The Wire is, in fact, the best TV show ever made and Breaking Bad and Deadwood aren't far behind.

I mainly eat Asian cuisine, in an ongoing effort to improve Sino-Irish relations.
The six things I could never do without
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my bike
my brother's cooking
soul night at zuzu
stand-up comedy
single malt
groan-inducing puns
the out of doors
live music
arts and farts and crafts

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Carl Sagan, race relations, collective unconscious, why churches don't have free wifi
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for the heart of Saturday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually 5'9"
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You don't take this whole thing (life and okcupid) too seriously, but you are still sufficiently jazzed about something, whether it's a cause, a career, or being a puppeteer.


You'd like to go off on a fun adventure and climb trees or adopt a highway or whatever.

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