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57 M Sheffield, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 43–63
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids

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My self-summary
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dark sense of humour! happy enough type, solvent , no vices , good with children and other animals, still training in "PC" .doesn't bite! 100% faithful, Paul Hollywood. looka like!
only more approachable,
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
going to put what the the rest of you people do, "living it to the full" "not taking any nonsense" "being faithful and true to loved ones around me", giving more than i take" as I'm so happy and yes "beloved" by all that know me!!
like most folk looking to share life with and laugh at the world
ps; dont go near my motor bike!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being cool dude! rite on sister, rite on,
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the smoke coming out of my ears !!
size 33 shoes, and a red nose!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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QI, have i got news, Family Guy!! yee haa,. and i dont eat snails, the usual sane choices. film = green mile. deliverance, music 70s ish. Shows/musicals?? too gay!!! ta.4 that,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
haven't got a clue, cos i dont "do without" man, you dig
powerful business men like me have empires to rule yeah!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what the voice in my head was telling me to do AGAIN?
and if the 72 virgins i get would be female?? i mean you cant read the small print can you!
imagine!!! wot a piss take that would be, "Oh sorry got u down as gay"?? still never mind eh,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out and about on the moors Strangling sheep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know where the bodies are hidden and I've got the map!
You should message me if
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you have some sort of sense of humour,