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cookythecat

57 M Sheffield, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Job
Transportation
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
dark sense of humour! happy enough type, solvent , no vices , good with children and other animals, still training in "PC" .doesn't bite! 100% faithful, Paul Hollywood. looka like!
only more approachable,
What I’m doing with my life
going to put what the the rest of you people do, "living it to the full" "not taking any nonsense" "being faithful and true to loved ones around me", giving more than i take" as I'm so happy and yes "beloved" by all that know me!!
like most folk looking to share life with and laugh at the world
ps; dont go near my motor bike!!
I’m really good at
being cool dude! rite on sister, rite on,
The first things people usually notice about me
the smoke coming out of my ears !!
size 33 shoes, and a red nose!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
QI, have i got news, Family Guy!! yee haa,. and i dont eat snails, the usual sane choices. film = green mile. deliverance, music 70s ish. Shows/musicals?? too gay!!! ta.4 that,
The six things I could never do without
haven't got a clue, cos i dont "do without" man, you dig
powerful business men like me have empires to rule yeah!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the voice in my head was telling me to do AGAIN?
and if the 72 virgins i get would be female?? i mean you cant read the small print can you!
imagine!!! wot a piss take that would be, "Oh sorry got u down as gay"?? still never mind eh,
On a typical Friday night I am
out and about on the moors Strangling sheep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know where the bodies are hidden and I've got the map!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 43–63
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
you have some sort of sense of humour,