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30 • M • Oakland, CA
I’m looking for
- Women who like men
- Ages 18–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 7:26pm
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
During my day hours, I work for a local university breaking up their subjects and predicates.
I left the diet, drugs, and income sections intentionally blank on this profile because what are you, my mother?
In other arenas, I not-so-recently worked a shift at a kissing booth. Customer feedback was overwhelmingly positive... though certain male visitors did register concerns about lack of enthusiasm. Complaints in this regard were handled swiftly by an eager friend on the booth's customer response team.
Favorite: The Crossing by Cormac McCarthy, The Third Man, Boardwalk Empire, Beach House, Kalamata Olives, and a Pimm's Cup.
Most Recent (as of right this very second writing this): Of Time and the River by Thomas Wolfe, The Grand Budapest Hotel, True Detective, Shlohmo "Rained the Whole Time", a cucumber, turkey, and cream cheese sandwich on oatnut bread, and a tom collins with home infused earl grey gin.
My central nervous system
My circulatory system
My digestive system
My lymphatic system
I tell you, I am bushed. Should we start with a cocktail or are you feeling more like a beer? Oh! Hello, waiter. I'll have a gin and ginger with half ginger beer, half ginger ale, and a lime, on ice, please. Water also. Still will be fine. And dear, what are you having?
I once invented (and played to fruition) a 'strip' variant of Scrabble that works surprisingly well. Nope, not kidding. Strip Scrabble is what all the kids are playing these days.
Addendum: All you Bay Area profiles that say you're sapiosexual... I just immediately imagine you looking at butts.
Also, sometimes, very rarely, a friend asks me to guest write articles on online dating for her website. The other day I wrote my latest experiences and feelings on online dating. Might be a good primer to read before contacting me:
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