Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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Writer. I write right. Artist. I art artsy. Friend to small
animals, lover of beverages - I have a mouth, two eyes, a nose, ten
fingers and ten(ish) toes. My words tend to alternate between sugar
I think a hallmark of a strong relationship is each person knowing
(down to specifics) how the other likes their eggs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I published my first novel a couple years ago. Ever working on that
During my day hours, I work for a local university breaking up
their subjects and predicates.
I tend to be the person friends come to when planning anything
zany, artistic, or crafty. Got an idea for a costume party? I'm on
I left the diet, drugs, and income sections intentionally blank on
this profile because what are you, my mother?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Clearly, and I think we can all agree here, writing OkCupid
In other arenas, I not-so-recently worked a shift at a kissing
booth. Customer feedback was overwhelmingly positive... though
certain male visitors did register concerns about lack of
enthusiasm. Complaints in this regard were handled swiftly by an
eager friend on the booth's customer response team.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They notice that when I walk in a room, this starts
Though, admittedly, lately, it's been more...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*Ahem* Favorite book, movie, show, music, food, AND drink.
The Crossing by Cormac McCarthy, The Third Man, Boardwalk Empire,
Beach House, Kalamata Olives, and a Pimm's Cup.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My endocrine system
My central nervous system
My circulatory system
My digestive system
My lymphatic system
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women, naturally... and women naturally.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink with you, of course. Am I late? Oh god. First there
was this thing at the office. Here, let me take your coat. You
wouldn't believe it. We had to fix this whole series of... You
weren't waiting long, were you? Okay, good. Well anyway, then BART
was packed, and it was just pandemonium, and... Is that our waiter?
Let me flag him down and get us some drinks. Waiter! He sees me.
Anyhow, you look great. New color of lipstick? Change your hair?
Something. Well you look wonderful.
I tell you, I am bushed. Should we start with a cocktail or are you
feeling more like a beer? Oh! Hello, waiter. I'll have a gin and
ginger with half ginger beer, half ginger ale, and a lime, on ice,
please. Water also. Still will be fine. And dear, what are you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once invented (and played to fruition) a great set of rules for
Strip Scrabble. It's true. Strip Scrabble is what all the kids are
playing these days.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Vashti Bunyan, Joanna Newsom, that pixie cut gorgeous viper
assassin girl in Game of Thrones, wood nymph, flower lady who can
also do a night up fine with the finery and the winery - please
apply. All others welcome as well. What's the worst that could
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