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30 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:51am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Ellen Page says she's gay... so here I am.

East bay character. Bibliophile. Works in the city. Lived all over. Grew up in the midwest (I don't say "hella," I do say "geez.") Eats burritos with a fork and knife. Drinks canned beers only when poured into a glass. Wears a lot of herringbone, sometimes with elbow patches.

I'm a man who knows what he wants. Namely, everything.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer. I published my first novel a couple years ago. Ever working on that second.

During my day hours, I work for a local university breaking up their subjects and predicates.

I left the diet, drugs, and income sections intentionally blank on this profile because what are you, my mother?
I’m really good at
Clearly, and I think we can all agree here, writing OkCupid profiles.

In other arenas, I recently worked a shift at a kissing booth. Customer feedback was overwhelmingly positive... though certain male visitors did register concerns about lack of enthusiasm. Complaints in this regard were handled swiftly by an eager friend on the booth's customer response team.
The first things people usually notice about me
They notice that when I walk in a room, this starts playing...

Though, admittedly, lately, it's been more...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
*Ahem* Favorite books, movies, shows, music, food, AND drink.

Favorite: The Crossing by Cormac McCarthy, The Third Man, Boardwalk Empire, Beach House, Kalamata Olives, and a Pimm's Cup.

Most Recent (as of right this very second writing this): Of Time and the River by Thomas Wolfe, The Grand Budapest Hotel, True Detective, Shlohmo "Rained the Whole Time", a cucumber, turkey, and cream cheese sandwich on oatnut bread, and a tom collins with home infused earl grey gin.
The six things I could never do without
My endocrine system

My central nervous system

My circulatory system

My digestive system

My lymphatic system

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Women, naturally... and women naturally.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a drink with you, of course. Am I late? Oh god. First there was this thing at the office. Here, let me take your coat. You wouldn't believe it. We had to transcribe this whole series of... You weren't waiting long, were you? Okay, good. Well anyway, then BART was packed, and it was just pandemonium, and... Is that our waiter? Let me flag him down and get us some drinks. Waiter! He sees me. Anyhow, you look great. New color of lipstick? Change your hair? Something. Well you look wonderful.
I tell you, I am bushed. Should we start with a cocktail?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was just recently featured on a blog featuring hots beards & butts. Sadly, it was for my beard. Someday.... someday....

Also, one my exes (from my youth) is an actress who was recently nominated for a Teen Choice award. So,.. you know... that's neat.

Lastly, I once invented (and played to fruition) a 'strip' variant of Scrabble that works surprisingly well. Nope, not kidding. Strip Scrabble is what all the kids are playing these days.

Addendum: All you Bay Area profiles that say you're sapiosexual... I just immediately imagine you looking at butts.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I just got HBO, so... you better be pretttyyyy cool.

Also worth mentioning here that I'm more dominant than submissive. Women in the Bay seen to want the latter, so I feel it's best to mention this upfront.

On a related note: Without some kind of special event, I no longer go on first dates in the city. The reasons behind it are diverse... but suffice to say, it just gets everybody off on the wrong foot. I'd love to show you the best spots in beautiful Oakland!