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cooler_than_him

30 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Writer. I write right. Artist. I art artsy.

I think a hallmark of a strong relationship is each person knowing how the other likes their eggs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I published my first novel a couple years ago. Ever working on that second.

During my day hours, I work for a local university breaking up their subjects and predicates.

I left the diet, drugs, and income sections intentionally blank on this profile because what are you, my mother?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Clearly, and I think we can all agree here, writing OkCupid profiles.

In other arenas, I not-so-recently worked a shift at a kissing booth. Customer feedback was overwhelmingly positive... though certain male visitors did register concerns about lack of enthusiasm. Complaints in this regard were handled swiftly by an eager friend on the booth's customer response team.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They notice that when I walk in a room, this starts playing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN1ArlkhKQw

Though, admittedly, lately, it's been more...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmnZRBTPzg0
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*Ahem* Favorite books, movies, shows, music, food, AND drink.

Favorite: The Crossing by Cormac McCarthy, The Third Man, Boardwalk Empire, Beach House, Kalamata Olives, and a Pimm's Cup.

Most Recent (as of right this very second writing this): Of Time and the River by Thomas Wolfe, The Grand Budapest Hotel, True Detective, Shlohmo "Rained the Whole Time", a cucumber, turkey, and cream cheese sandwich on oatnut bread, and a tom collins with home infused earl grey gin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My endocrine system

My central nervous system

My circulatory system

My digestive system

My lymphatic system

Refreshments.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women, naturally... and women naturally.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink with you, of course. Am I late? Oh god. First there was this thing at the office. Here, let me take your coat. You wouldn't believe it. We had to fix this whole series of... You weren't waiting long, were you? Okay, good. Well anyway, then BART was packed, and it was just pandemonium, and... Is that our waiter? Let me flag him down and get us some drinks. Waiter! He sees me. Anyhow, you look great. New color of lipstick? Change your hair? Something. Well you look wonderful.
I tell you, I am bushed. Should we start with a cocktail or are you feeling more like a beer? Oh! Hello, waiter. I'll have a gin and ginger with half ginger beer, half ginger ale, and a lime, on ice, please. Water also. Still will be fine. And dear, what are you having?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was just not-so-recently featured on a blog featuring hots beards & butts. Sadly, it was for my beard. Someday.... someday....

I once invented (and played to fruition) a 'strip' variant of Scrabble that works surprisingly well. Nope, not kidding. Strip Scrabble is what all the kids are playing these days.

Addendum: All you Bay Area profiles that say you're sapiosexual... I just immediately imagine you looking at butts.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a smart babe with a funny streak.

Also, sometimes, very rarely, a friend asks me to guest write articles on online dating for her website. The other day I wrote my latest experiences and feelings on online dating. Might be a good primer to read before contacting me:

http://datingforscience.tumblr.com/post/100775626630/the-siobhan-syndrome