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cooler_than_him

31 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
EDIT: Pretty done with this site. Deactivating soon. Blergh.

Writer. I write right. Artist. I art artsy. Friend to small animals, lover of beverages - I have a mouth, two eyes, a nose, ten fingers and ten(ish) toes. My words tend to alternate between sugar and salt.

I think a hallmark of a strong relationship is each person knowing (down to specifics) how the other likes their eggs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I published my first novel a couple years ago. Ever working on that second.

During my day hours, I work for a local university breaking up their subjects and predicates.

I tend to be the person friends come to when planning anything zany, artistic, or crafty. Got an idea for a costume party? I'm on board.

I left the diet, drugs, and income sections intentionally blank on this profile because what are you, my mother?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Clearly, and I think we can all agree here, writing OkCupid profiles.

In other arenas, I not-so-recently worked a shift at a kissing booth. Customer feedback was overwhelmingly positive... though certain male visitors did register concerns about lack of enthusiasm. Complaints in this regard were handled swiftly by an eager friend on the booth's customer response team.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They notice that when I walk in a room, this starts playing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN1ArlkhKQw

Though, admittedly, lately, it's been more...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmnZRBTPzg0
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*Ahem* Favorite book, movie, show, music, food, AND drink.

The Crossing by Cormac McCarthy, The Third Man, Boardwalk Empire, Beach House, Kalamata Olives, and a Pimm's Cup.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My endocrine system

My central nervous system

My circulatory system

My digestive system

My lymphatic system

Refreshments.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women, naturally... and women naturally.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink with you, of course. Am I late? Oh god. First there was this thing at the office. Here, let me take your coat. You wouldn't believe it. We had to fix this whole series of... You weren't waiting long, were you? Okay, good. Well anyway, then BART was packed, and it was just pandemonium, and... Is that our waiter? Let me flag him down and get us some drinks. Waiter! He sees me. Anyhow, you look great. New color of lipstick? Change your hair? Something. Well you look wonderful.
I tell you, I am bushed. Should we start with a cocktail or are you feeling more like a beer? Oh! Hello, waiter. I'll have a gin and ginger with half ginger beer, half ginger ale, and a lime, on ice, please. Water also. Still will be fine. And dear, what are you having?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once invented (and played to fruition) a great set of rules for Strip Scrabble. It's true. Strip Scrabble is what all the kids are playing these days.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Vashti Bunyan, Joanna Newsom, that pixie cut gorgeous viper assassin girl in Game of Thrones, wood nymph, flower lady who can also do a night up fine with the finery and the winery - please apply. All others welcome as well. What's the worst that could happen?