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30 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:17pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just reactivated this profile after a period of introspection… and now for some frank honesty: I’ve been on this site for a while and have had a wide variety of experiences from it (dated longer term, shorter term, casually what-have-you, met up on friendly terms, etc.) Lately, in the Bay area, I’ve found the experiences I’ve had with the people I’ve met to be dissatisfying. Thus I’ve gone through a process of honing what I’m looking for (more on that below), and more importantly, what I expect from this site. Don’t let this put you off if considering messaging me, however, as I still enjoy corresponding with folks from all walks of life. Now, on with the show…
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer. I published my first novel a couple years ago. Ever working on that second.

During my day hours, I work for a local university breaking up their subjects and predicates.

I left the diet, drugs, and income sections intentionally blank on this profile because what are you, my mother?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Clearly, and I think we can all agree here, writing OkCupid profiles.

In other arenas, I recently worked a shift at a kissing booth. Customer feedback was overwhelmingly positive... though certain male visitors did register concerns about lack of enthusiasm. Complaints in this regard were handled swiftly by an eager friend on the booth's customer response team.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They notice that when I walk in a room, this starts playing...

Though, admittedly, lately, it's been more...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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*Ahem* Favorite books, movies, shows, music, food, AND drink.

Favorite: The Crossing by Cormac McCarthy, The Third Man, Boardwalk Empire, Beach House, Kalamata Olives, and a Pimm's Cup.

Most Recent (as of right this very second writing this): Of Time and the River by Thomas Wolfe, The Grand Budapest Hotel, True Detective, Shlohmo "Rained the Whole Time", a cucumber, turkey, and cream cheese sandwich on oatnut bread, and a tom collins with home infused earl grey gin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My endocrine system

My central nervous system

My circulatory system

My digestive system

My lymphatic system

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women, naturally... and women naturally.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink with you, of course. Am I late? Oh god. First there was this thing at the office. Here, let me take your coat. You wouldn't believe it. We had to transcribe this whole series of... You weren't waiting long, were you? Okay, good. Well anyway, then BART was packed, and it was just pandemonium, and... Is that our waiter? Let me flag him down and get us some drinks. Waiter! He sees me. Anyhow, you look great. New color of lipstick? Change your hair? Something. Well you look wonderful.
I tell you, I am bushed. Should we start with a cocktail?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was just recently featured on a blog featuring hots beards & butts. Sadly, it was for my beard. Someday.... someday....

I once invented (and played to fruition) a 'strip' variant of Scrabble that works surprisingly well. Nope, not kidding. Strip Scrabble is what all the kids are playing these days.

Addendum: All you Bay Area profiles that say you're sapiosexual... I just immediately imagine you looking at butts.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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My expectations from this site have changed over the time I’ve been here. Basically, I’ve come to find that I am now back on here to explore new intimate experiences solely, and in that process, perhaps broaden one or two horizons. (Explorations of kink, group play, and the like are welcome!) I’d love to find a wonderful woman for long term romance, mind you, but simply don’t believe that this site has the capability to provide such things (OKC recently admitted to manipulating match percentages… so… it all seems rather arbitrary…) If interested in finding a new partner with whom to explore, I’d love to have a conversation with you. If not, I’d probably still love to have a conversation with you… I just wanted to state here where I am coming from.

Too often, I feel dating on here (or in the real world) is approached as a game of coercing rather than a process of mutual interest, respect, and consent. Lately, I'd like to experience something that is handled with a little bit more maturity and sense... where sex and intimacy isn't a prize to be won or awarded, but rather an experience that is mutually and happily engaged upon.

In all likelihood, I’ll disable this again shortly, so let’s talk now.