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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:09pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Writer. I write right. Artist. I art artsy. Friend to small animals, lover of beverages - I have a mouth, two eyes, a nose, ten fingers and ten(ish) toes. My attitude tends to mix equal parts sugar and salt.

I think a hallmark of a strong relationship is each person knowing (down to specifics) how the other likes their eggs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I published my first novel a couple years ago. Ever working on that second.

Moved *back* to Los Angeles very recently to take on a new day job after eight years living elsewhere. Reactivated this account in the hopes that my issues with OKC stemmed from the Bay Area's dating ambivalence. We will seeeeee.

I left the diet, drugs, and income sections intentionally blank on this profile because what are you, my mother?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Clearly, and I think we can all agree here, writing OkCupid profiles.

In other arenas, I not-so-recently worked a shift at a kissing booth. Customer feedback was overwhelmingly positive... though certain male visitors did register concerns about lack of enthusiasm. Complaints in this regard were handled swiftly by an eager friend on the booth's customer response team.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They notice that when I walk in a room, this starts playing...

Though, admittedly, lately, it's been more...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*Ahem* Favorite book, movie, show, music, food, AND drink.

The Crossing by Cormac McCarthy, The Third Man, Boardwalk Empire, Beach House, Kalamata Olives, and a Pimm's Cup.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My endocrine system

My central nervous system

My circulatory system

My digestive system

My lymphatic system

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women, naturally... and women naturally.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink with you, of course. Am I late? Oh god. First there was this thing at the office. Here, let me take your coat. You wouldn't believe it. We had to fix this whole series of... You weren't waiting long, were you? Okay, good. Well anyway, then traffic was horrid and it was just pandemonium, and... Is that our waiter? Let me flag him down and get us some drinks. Waiter! He sees me. Anyhow, you look great. New color of lipstick? Change your hair? Something. Well you look wonderful.
I tell you, I am bushed. Should we start with a cocktail or are you feeling more like a beer? Oh! Hello, waiter. I'll have a gin and ginger with half ginger beer, half ginger ale, and a lime, on ice, please. Water also. Still will be fine. And dear, what are you having?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once invented (and played to fruition) a great set of rules for Strip Scrabble. It's true. Strip Scrabble is what all the kids are playing these days.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Vashti Bunyan, Joanna Newsom, that pixie cut gorgeous viper assassin girl in Game of Thrones, wood nymph, flower lady who can also do a night up fine with the finery and the winery - please apply. All others welcome as well. What's the worst that could happen?