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29 Hayward, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 19
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To sum me up in more than a few words: Pie eating contests.

I’m the kind of guy who always finds himself in awkward situations. Whether it be falling in front of tons of people or getting stuck in revolving doors. I’m the guy who gets hit on by lesbians and has to wonder whether I should have re-thought the haircut and vest?
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working on becoming a Pokémon master.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Locking my keys in my car.
Laughing when people fall, including myself. Even when my intentions are not to.
Coming across as sarcastic when trying to comfort someone. Also not intentional.
Forgetting where I parked my car and thus, my keys.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my size, translucent skin, and my eyes. Basically the same things people notice about Gollum/Smeagol. Meaning, I'm translucent. Like a deep sea fish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Happy Endings, Miranda, Arrested Development, Orange is the new Black, Summer Heights High, Downtown Abbey, Pride and Prejudice, Community, Parks and Recreation, Will and Grace, most things Pedro Almodóvar and Christopher Guest. A fan of anime and video games as well.

I'll pretty much eat anything that has been pickled.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Witty conversations and my Mini Schnauzer... Witty conversations with my Mini Schnauzer...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether or not people can tell I'm eavesdropping in on their conversations or planning my funeral. Usually done simultaneously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, studying, netflixing, drinking with friends, catching up on shows, or reenacting scenes from Pride and Prejudice with my roommate. Usually the latter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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that I absorbed my own twin in utero...
You should message me if
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You find any of this entertaining
You find any of this irritating
Upon first seeing my photo you feel righteous indignation.

Let's talk about it.