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coolpanda

26 M Albuquerque, NM

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm single again 3/31. so maybe I can actually use this site.

I'm really sarcastic and I like to be funny. I'm kinda shy, but I warm up to people. I like anime love comedies and rpg vid-games. I gave up trying to be normal all the time. I'm a lot happier now. And everyone I know grows to love me. I'm really always the good guy. I'm kind, sweet and strong-willed. I come of as over affectionate. I always put other people first. I wind up being used a lot. or it feels that way. I go out of my way to help everyone. Even if they're a pain. I open the door for strangers and I go ''AHHH'' for old couples holding hands. I stop when possible for cars stuck on the rode. just to offer my cell. And If I can't go help someone I pray for them.

Perfect Match *
unconditional love!
sarcastic and funny. and fun to be around.
Moe~

its just really inportant that I'm with a woman that i feel like tries to take care of me. I really want to take care of her too.
ok, I'll admit I'm s kinky. so sue me or do something about it...
but that's not important. Its all about butterflies and rainbows and getting lost in passion as often as possible.
What I’m doing with my life
I work; all the time. I have two jobs part time. I also go to college.
I'm really bad about getting motivated to go, or know what classes to take. so I'm a bit lost on a major. SO shoot me already. I feel behind in were my life should be at the moment. But at the same time it isn't a big deal.
At work I do in steal-fabrication, I make shit for Sandia to blow up. However I'm basically the grunt at the place. It's ether a blast or really boring. my other job, ask me. ;)

I also work at a golf course Doing the dishes, its a lot funner than you would think. I really like it there.
I’m really good at
Playing the drums, video games, useless random facts, pointless conversations. driving

Making you laugh. once i get to know you, it'll happen. Once you listen to a person you can get a deeper understanding of an individual you can decipher there personality and what makes them tick.

Listening. Ive been recommended a few time to become a counselor. I might be bad with names but i can give that persons life story and everything they told me.

Outside the box thinking and problem solving, the best solutions i come up with are on my toes. I'm a clever quick thinker. its one of my strong suits.
The first things people usually notice about me
my looks? because I'm the handsome beast across the room.

I'm way to honest. ( seriously I always tell the truth and no one believes me. so annoying) but when people realize I am. they instantly fall in love with me. Platonicly....)

Personality wise?
I'm either too quiet or too loud.
I enjoy being sarcastic. It makes people love me or hate me.
I don't need alcohol to act crazy and insane.

I'm really outgoing, but i have trouble telling if a girls hitting on me or just being nice. I have a Slight lisp. It likes dance around for me around new attractive girls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read very often unless its for a class, so I'd say Bill myers is my favorite author. He wrote the entire "my life as a (insert) series" its really funny.

I listen and play any type of music other than country. Rock, metal jazz are all fine and I rather enjoy them.

food? anything I'm not a picky eater at all, though Asian food and sushi really hit home for me.
The six things I could never do without
1. my laptop
2. my bed
3. My motorcycle
4. coffee and bagels
5. my hookah
6. my cellphone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything, I'm A.D.D. politics to religion to the show I'm watching while humming my favorite song this week.
I'm a nerd, I love to learn how things tick. SO I spend time a lot of time figuring things out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday I'm working. than I might have my other job. so more work

Saturday lets go out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
um. did you read my perfect match? I just scared 90% of women away, and I can handle it.
I'm the most honest person I know.

but that's dodging the question, so ask me one.
so lets think off a few ones.

I would be screwed without grammar and spell check.
I always thought eloping would be fun, a little silly but fun.
Ive always wanted to have sex in a Ferris wheel.
I have nightmares. a lot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
*you want to
*you think I'm cute
* ur kinky? what? I know what i like. don't hate me . I'm looking for my life partner. Its not like i can hide it from them. so what if everyone on the internet knows. we can edit my profile if you don't want your family to read my profile. if we get that far.
this site is secretly useless.... no real luck yet.