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coolpantsbro

28 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I say strange stuff. I listen to weird music. I have nerdy hobbies. I play in a couple of bands around Seattle. I'm very polite. I wear the same outfit pretty much every single day.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a restaurant. Writing songs and playing shows. Building sweet Magic Card decks. Losing sleep playing League of Legends. Trying to teach myself more lucrative skills.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Petting animals.
Summoning children directly behind me when I'm using potty mouth words.
You know, takin' it easy and stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses?.. Tattoos?.. The fact that I say, "Geez Louis," a lot, maybe. This question makes me feel self-conscious all of a sudden like, "Oh, shit. What DO people notice about me?!" Geez Louis, you guys.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:
Brutal, weird, mathy, eccentric A.D.D. rock. You know, shit that you cant find the one beat.
Additionally, Ill listen to anything, really. I just want my music to be genuine, thoughtful, clever or compositionally interesting in some way.

Shows:
Metalacolypse, Harvery Birdman: Attorney at Law, Futurama, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Boondocks, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Tim and Eric: Awesome Show Great Job! The Office, Arrested Development, Video Game web shows...

Food:
Pho, let's do it.
Ramen, let's super do it.
Sushi, why haven't we left yet?
The six things I could never do without
Art.
Friends.
Family.
Coffee.
The internet.
Coffee, again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If molesting a foam finger and, "twerking," on a stage in front of millions of people is secretly genius.

Update: It totally is.

How DOES Superman fly faster?
How ambiguous the word, "adventure," is.
What it would be like to have the relative strength of a cat.
Ways to alienate the audience I'm performing for.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish that when I, "twerked," people would give a shit. Also, I don't really care for The Beatles or tomatoes. Blasphemy, I know.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not a total dingus.
You want to play Magic cards.
You want to play LoL.
You can clarify what you mean by, "adventure."
You're not a small town girl that loves Jesus and followed him into the big city.