55 Lake Ariel, PA
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My self-summary
I am looking for a true friend and fun(ny) companion.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in healthcare and am semi-retired. I had lots of good years and don't need to work hard anymore. I am looking to spend more time living, and having fun, and enjoying the fruits of all those hours and hours of labor.
I’m really good at
Cleaning the house, doing the dishes, running errands, taking out the garbage, cooking, and cutting acres and acres of grass in 95 degree heat. Had years and years of 'honey do' practice and I am very good at it (Is this mate-attractant BS tactic working, ladies??? Hope so!!!).

Also, I am very good at boating (winning poker runs on the Chesapeake), downhill and cross country skiing, sport's fishing (all released), snorkeling, hot and cold climate travel (hint - 'Coralkey', my OKC handle, is in the Florida Keys),.....
The first things people usually notice about me
Funny (retired class clown, summa cum), friendly (hey baby, nice bu_ _), athletic (regularly ran marathons until right knee recently said 'no mas' (Boston x 2)), and so forth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like most music, especially fond of 70-80s hard rock. I love all foods - I am of pure-bred Czech stock where all food is precious.
The six things I could never do without
My kids, family and friends, my lake house and farm, our frequent hot sex for hours and hours (slightly anticipatory here, ladies), and IPA beer(s) (note to self - put IPA beer(s) first on this list at next edit.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Making the most out of the years that I have left on this earth, hopefully with continued excellent health.
On a typical Friday night I am
Visiting the local sport's bar (Saturday night too!!!); traveling to somewhere by GPS for weekend fun driving 70 mph on an interstate; trying to find my 'booty call' list, which I must have misplaced the Friday night before (I think she hid it - she says the dog ate it! - I know that Fido would never eat my precious list)),......
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Still thinking and debating here (rare for me, the thinking part!!!).... hmmm.... better not go there, Coralkey....'the most private thing'....there are a few ladies here, Coral....anyway, you can always show them 'the most private thing' later!!! Keeps them guessing!!! Therefore, elect to pass on this question.
You should message me if
You have similar interests, and want and need and lust to get to meet me, or you simply just have nothing better to do some night!!!