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cordisbored

24 M Santa Ana, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
"Hello."
-Winston Churchill

I write for an indie start-up magazine and dream of writing comedy for late night talk shows. So yes, I'm obviously a millionaire.

Instagram: cordisbored
Facebook.com/cordisbored
What I’m doing with my life
Journalism, writing short stories and sketches, producing a comedy podcast--sometimes all at once, sometimes not at all--and in between trying to find long-lost artifacts around the world, often touting "it belongs in a museum" before being punched in the face by a muscular nazi.

Also, I'm hoping to achieve my goals in life by age 25... so I'm banking on stumbling upon a magic lamp in the next year.
I’m really good at
I feel like saying you're good at something shows arrogance. You can never truly grow as a person or in your craft if you aren't riddled in self-doubt.

That being said, I'm good at everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You look like that dude from Spider-Man."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: John Schwartzwelder, John Hodgman, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, Raymond Carver, Phillip K. Dick, Franz Kafka, David Foster Wallace, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Jim Goad, Frances O' Conner.

Movies: Oldboy, Shawshank Redemption, Sling Blade, The Chaser, Memories of Murder, Zodiac, Drive, Harold and Maude, Adventureland, Snow Angels, Punch-Drunk Love, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Royal Tenenbaums, etc. Too many. Just ask.

Music: Velvet Underground, The Kinks, Led Zeppelin, Roger Miller, Bob Dylan, Radiohead, The Futureheads, La Luz, The Foundations, Ludovico Einauldi, Michael Giacchino, Iron and Wine, Belle and Sebastian, Wolfmother, Seawolf, Lily Allen, Supertramp, Joe Cocker, and much much more.

Food: Scotch and beer.
The six things I could never do without
Books.
Films.
Kitsch.
Knowledge.
Humor.
Charity (to others).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Since I am a male ranging from 18-42--according to many studies-- I'm supposed to think about sex all the time; but I do spare some time for these as well:

Science.
Comedy.
The Future.
Films.
Literature.
Trivia.
World Issues.
Religious Fanaticism.
Eastern Philosophy.
Why people like 2 1/2 Men.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shaking my fist at a guy who called me a faggot from his truck with raised suspension and dangling, metal bull testicles on the rear bumper.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love applesauce. Anything else, just ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are the kind of person who does not find the guy at the bar who is screaming the loudest or has the most sideways baseball cap extremely "confident."