Call me Cord. I'm really awkward and I go on hikes all the time just like everybody else on Planet Earth. I am not a space alien. I am 6' 2," so Japanese tourists cower and run from me in terror. I love strong, independent women (bonus points if you are British or French) who think for themselves and respect men. Nothing turns me off more than a woman uttering the phrase "be a fucking man!"
I try to volunteer with special needs children/adults as often as I can because charity is very important to me and I'm not that much of a cynical misanthrope.
I try to eat healthy and go to the gym often, but I'm no gym rat so I don't post unfunny gym memes on my facebook all the time. I'm a pretty lanky creature and I don't expect who I date to aspire to be the Olympic ideal, but I do appreciate somebody who tries to take care of themselves.
I love the arts. I'm an absolute film fanatic and I used to work as a counselor for a performing arts/Broadway camp, so often you will find me breaking into song about mundane activities I'm performing--my "cleaning the bathroom" single has been getting some early buzz and is about to drop soon.
Think I'm too much of a nerd? You're in luck! I enjoy watching/playing sports, drinking crappy lite beer and watching grown men beat the piss out of each other too! I'm a man without a country! I live an exit away from Angels Stadium and the Honda Center so I try to see hockey and baseball games as often as possible. Also, Go Packers!
I write and read often and if you do either you're instantly more attractive to me! I feel like I'm using too many exclamation points!
I also am really passionate about stand-up comedy; it's an art form I profoundly respect and tells things like it is so if you're uptight and a TUMBLR SJW we probably won't get along. Bonus points if you like Louis C.K., Patton Oswalt, Hannibal Burress or know who Todd Barry is.
All in all, I'm a really mellow, laid-back guy. I don't sit around swelling in anger all the time. I find backwards hats/bro culture repulsive and I don't like being pigeonholed to being a nerd, hipster, indie or the like. I yam what I yam.
Tl;dr My name is Cord. I enjoy film, comics, stand up-comedy, writing, sports and other stuff and I'm looking for a respectful woman to share my life with.
One clip that sums me up perfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfJFuOcjHbw