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cordisbored

25 Santa Ana, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a journalist with a day job. Journalism is fun because it basically gives me an excuse to go hang out with celebrities, drink for free, see free shows and get free swag (I'm using that term ironically).

I'm a big film/TV nerd and I'm not a person that constantly has to go out and do something to enjoy myself. I enjoy dating people who are low-maintenance, enjoy a cold beer, and are content with watching Netflix over some cocktails/dinner.

I like to stay physically fit, but I'm kind of a lanky creature. I eat healthy and go to the gym often but I hate the weightlifting/gym culture.

I enjoy sports, film, comics, art and I write and read often. I also love stand-up comedy (if you like Louis C.K., Patton Oswalt or know who Todd Barry is, we will get along just fine).

Any other questions, just ask. I'm usually pretty good about getting back to people on these sites.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and writing a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You look like that dude from Spider-Man."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For starters,
Velvet Underground for music,
Charles Bukowski for books,
Breaking Bad for television,
anything by Paul Thomas Anderson for movies,
and I don't restrict my diet but I generally eat pretty healthy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comedy.
Film.
Literature.
Friends.
Kitsch.
Internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people find 2 1/2 Men funny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Deciding which seat I should take.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I rarely wear baseball caps, only beanies, and I love applesauce.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't own one of those shirts that say "I can go from 0 to bitch in less than 6 seconds."