I am artistic, crazy go nuts, and dastardly.
My Self-Summary
Hello. My name is Kevin, but you can call me the master
ninja. I listen to alot of
good-time
music,
such as
dir en
grey,
an cafe,
all kinds of
j-rock, and also
Tom Waits. I like playing video games
alot too, I guess. Like
Warioware, or
katamari damacy.
thrift shops is where
its at with me when it comes to shopping. I read the
buffalo beast alot,
where I get my bi-weekly
bob the angry flower fix. I
watch alot of
adult
swim and dance alot at the gay clubs like
club marcella in
buffalo. I'm a
ninja. true dat.
Somtimes I also like to
fly into outer space, to battle the evil space vikings with my
lazor axe, reclaiming chalice of Ka'thule, which gives me the power
to be so awesome.
i also practice Nichiren Buddhism. You should look yourself into
some SGI-USA, you'll love it.
I'm in a relationship with my girl Stephanie, so I'm not here for
dating. She's fantastic, and I don't cheat, so any offers will be
met with a stern "No go, Hammer Bro!"
Also, start calling people "Hammer Bro" Trust me, It'll be great!
What I’m doing with my life
Going to SUNY Buffalo for Art
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, making people nervous, making people
sandwhiches
The first things people usually notice about me
my..."eccentricness"
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
a)
The Hitchikers
guide to the galaxy,
GTO,
death note,
a geisha's life,
japanese for
dummies,
full metal alchemist,
stephen king,
the darwin
awards,
america: the book, I like
books these days that talking about current issues rather than
story books. But keep me the hell away from Ann Coulter.
b)
the
royal tennenbaums,
night of the living
dead,
dawn of the dead,
day of the dead,
shaun of the
dead,
evil
dead,
12
monkies,
teenage mutant ninja
turtles,
amile,
resident
evil,
coffee and cigarettes,
suicide
club,
battle
royale,
harold and kumar
go to white castle,
jesus is magic,
10 strong guys,
wes anderson
movies,
brain
candy,
lost in translation,
akira,
vampire hunter
D,
fiddler on the roof,
Gin Gwai
poultrygeist:
attack of the chicken zombies (because i'm in it!!)
c)
Tom waits,
Dir en grey
Adam Green,
the moldy
peaches,
weezer,
the flaming lips,
jumpsteady,
pennywise,
sparklehorse,
too phat,
an cafe,
tomoe shinohara,
phantasmagoria,
12012,
the scissor sisters,
lady
sovereign,
the
streets,
kendall,
matisyahu,
gorillaz,
dethklok,
mc chris,
mf doom,
pink floyd,
psycho le cemu,
mindless self
indulgence
The six things I could never do without
Steph, Horseradish, Gaming, Adventure, Art
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ADVENTURE!!!! Also, Japan. The culture, language, food, writing.
All of it. If you hate Japan, you would NOT want to hang out with
me EVAH. ALSO I love writing comedy sketches, and I spend alot of
time thinking about the future, but I try not to get to ahead of
myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing fuck all! I like to mix it up as much as I can.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm Batman
You should message me if
You don't take things too seriously.
People who would gain postive vibes from contacting me: Zombie
movie buffs, People who READ BOOKS for christs sake, Otaku, Gamers,
Dorks, People who like to dance but not professionaly, People who
have a more biting comedic sense i.e. not easily offended.
People who would rue the day I cursed their inbox: aggresively
religious people i.e. "I reject and hate you because so and so
religion says too", on the flip side relgious people with sanity
are cool, hardcore republicans, rich snobby kids i.e. "my super
sweet sixteen" style, people who use slurs and mean it, RACISTS
stay away if you know whats good for you!