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24 / M / Bisexual / Seeing someone

Buffalo, New York

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am artistic, crazy go nuts, and dastardly.

My Self-Summary

Hello. My name is Kevin, but you can call me the master ninja. I listen to alot of good-time music, such as dir en grey, an cafe, all kinds of j-rock, and also Tom Waits. I like playing video games alot too, I guess. Like Warioware, or katamari damacy. thrift shops is where its at with me when it comes to shopping. I read the buffalo beast alot, where I get my bi-weekly bob the angry flower fix. I watch alot of adult swim and dance alot at the gay clubs like club marcella in buffalo. I'm a ninja. true dat.

Somtimes I also like to fly into outer space, to battle the evil space vikings with my lazor axe, reclaiming chalice of Ka'thule, which gives me the power to be so awesome.

i also practice Nichiren Buddhism. You should look yourself into some SGI-USA, you'll love it.

I'm in a relationship with my girl Stephanie, so I'm not here for dating. She's fantastic, and I don't cheat, so any offers will be met with a stern "No go, Hammer Bro!"

Also, start calling people "Hammer Bro" Trust me, It'll be great!

What I’m doing with my life

Going to SUNY Buffalo for Art

I’m really good at

Making people laugh, making people nervous, making people sandwhiches

The first things people usually notice about me

my..."eccentricness"

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The six things I could never do without

Steph, Horseradish, Gaming, Adventure, Art

I spend a lot of time thinking about

ADVENTURE!!!! Also, Japan. The culture, language, food, writing. All of it. If you hate Japan, you would NOT want to hang out with me EVAH. ALSO I love writing comedy sketches, and I spend alot of time thinking about the future, but I try not to get to ahead of myself.

On a typical Friday night I am

Doing fuck all! I like to mix it up as much as I can.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm Batman

You should message me if

You don't take things too seriously.

People who would gain postive vibes from contacting me: Zombie movie buffs, People who READ BOOKS for christs sake, Otaku, Gamers, Dorks, People who like to dance but not professionaly, People who have a more biting comedic sense i.e. not easily offended.

People who would rue the day I cursed their inbox: aggresively religious people i.e. "I reject and hate you because so and so religion says too", on the flip side relgious people with sanity are cool, hardcore republicans, rich snobby kids i.e. "my super sweet sixteen" style, people who use slurs and mean it, RACISTS stay away if you know whats good for you!