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coreyltd1

30 M West Palm Beach, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Don't message me if you're here for a booty call." Fine, don't take scandalous pictures of your butt and chest with some bizarre expectation of finding true love.

Now that I have your attention...

I am positive but some people mistake my wittiness as cynicism. You could sum me up with this quote: "I never wanted to be part of a club that would have someone like me as a member." - Woody Allen via Groucho Marx

That's typically how I feel about this weird mess that we all have been thrown into without any meaningful choice.

I am infectiously free-spirited and perhaps that's my only attempt to understand why we're here, what I want, and how I'm going to get there.

Friendship is critical to me. I like to make others feel important and help guide when I can.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an attorney by day, but a magician by choice.

I'm done with school but never done learning. I have a B.S. and a J.D.. I work for one of the best law firms that I could ever ask for. We protect people who have been victimized and seek justice on behalf of those who cannot get it themselves.

Magic is a hobby for me. It promotes healthy critical thinking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Participating in the objectification of people by being on this site.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My devastating good-looks. Nah, probably my sense of awkward humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/Authors
Hunter Thompson
Chuck Palahniuk
Chuck Klosterman
Philip K. Dick
Greil Marcus
Douglas Coupland

Movies/Directors
Woody Allen
Class of 1984
Suburbia
The Believer
Brazil
Terry Gilliam
American Psycho

Music/Artists
Punk Rock & Roll
Post Punk
Post Hardcore
Indie
Electronic
Rap
Jazz
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Music
Books
My sense of self
Companionship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Spelling and grammatical errors. The people who commit such atrocities. And, the inane.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wreaking havoc. Not really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm part of an online leper colony- this website.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're someone who is outgoing but likes to be reserved in certain situations. If you're responsible but like to have fun. If you're intelligent but don't have a hubris about you. If you like to be wanted but also enjoy making someone else feel wanted too.

You're interested in making new friends.
Your idea of "camping" is going to a hotel when the power goes out.
You have a penchant for delicious food, fashion, and culture.
You know how to use proper punctuation.
You have all of your teeth and fingers.
You understand that pop is nothing more than a commodity.
You are chemically balanced.
You abide by logic.
You can hold an interesting conversation.
You're open-minded.
You like music other than Country.
When your response to "What am I doing with my life?" is something other than "Living it."
You have demonstrated that you take care of yourself.