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cornbaque

25 / F / straight / Available

Boise, Idaho

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Casual sex
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay)

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I am enthusiastic, voluptuous, and friendly.

My Self-Summary

I always feel like I need to update this every season. I change a lot. I'm a woman and I love music are about the only things I can say consistently.

Right now I love hummus, red blenders, green garlic shoots, fresh bread, fresh laundry, tight fitting sweaters, evil babies, "wild woman" hair, gas heat, blue flames, calico kitties, crunchy leaves, white skies, stars for miles, red lipstick, white teeth, white hair, hibernation, blubber, blubbering, telling jokes, wearing a wool coat, seeing my breath whether I'm smoking or not, knots...

What I’m doing with my life

Cooking more and eating out less, yet somehow spending more money. Dreaming big, acting small, walking tall, dating short. Texting more, talking even more, emailing less. Forgetting Latin.

I’m really good at

Singing, dancing horribly, using proper grammar, punctuation, getting excited, crying, eating, acting, keeping secrets, finding my own way, making myself laugh, reading, getting late fees at the library, catching the bus and floating.

Also remember that there are two things everyone thinks they're better at than everyone else. I don't drive. I'm not so bad at the other, but I don't know about better than everyone else.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm fat, I have big lips, I smile a lot, I don't give a fuck what you think of me, I look pretty good for a fat girl, I have big tits, I have a big ass, I dress well, I make fun of myself a lot, I dance horribly,I love to laugh, I laugh very loudly, I make fun of other people a lot, I never really mean to hurt anyone's feelings, I have very blue eyes, if they're looking closely they'll see a ring of gold, too...

In my eyes, not on my finger, just fyi

...I'm not afraid to talk about anything, but we probably won't agree

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I'm updating this in stages, so bear with me...

Books: Perfume by Patrick Suskind, The Neverending Story by Michael Ende, His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman, Harry Potter ny J.K. Rowling (sue me, I'm a sucker for a well written story, and you can't deny it's intricate and involved if nothing else), High Fidelity by Nick Hornby, A Long Way Down by Nick Hornby, 1984 by George Orwell, and many, many more....

Movies: All About Eve, Little Voice, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Snowcake, Disney's Robin Hood, Trainspotting, In The Loop, Caio Manhattan!, .45, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (the only one worth its salt. Plus, Gary Oldman is so beautiful), RosenCrantz and Gildenstern are Dead, Clerks, Wall-E, and more I can't think of, of course...

Music: Kurt Elling, Regina Spektor, Sia

Food: Sushi, Cheese, Salad

The six things I could never do without

Flirting, Sex, Kissing, Laughter, Music, Sunshine

On a typical Friday night I am

I try to avoid Friday nights out, so you'll probably only catch me at the bar before 7pm, then home to watch a movie and scrape whatever lovin' I can. Not that I really have to try that hard, but it sounds more exciting that way, doesn't it. I know many women who think a dildo can do everything a man can, but I always say, aside from the obvious weight, body arousal, pheromone thing, a dildo can't curl up with you and watch a movie...

You should message me if

You have something to say other than wink.