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23 Newport Beach, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Very often
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I rarely come on here unless Im bored but anyway... Hi there, Im a entertainment art student who's just looking to meet people. I'd like to first say I'm not looking for a hookup just to be clear. Im a total geek/nerd and completely not ashamed of that. (Nerds are the sexiest anyway) and Im pretty much the very definition of tomboy. Im also very much into gaming (rpgs, action/adventure). Im a HUGE film buff especially a fan of horror. I come off as pretty shy and awkward (ok extremely awkward but it makes for good stories) but I become very social once you get to know me. Im on here just to make new friends for now, so message me if you want to have some fun conversation. Or you know discuss the meaning of life or whatever.
Wow that was probably worded terribly, but hey its 3am on my 4th drink and Im no Shakespere. Love the guys works though, dude could write the shit out of a sonnet.
What I’m doing with my life
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Illustration major at art school.
Scaring people in family restaurants.
contemplating weather or not the burrito in my fridge is still good to eat
Creeping around on the internet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing, video games, useless movie trivia, pretending to know what I'm doing and sailing
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently I have huge eyes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Deadpool, Indiana Jones, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Shining, The Evil Dead trilogy, Jaws, Supernatural, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Archer, Game of Thrones, The Lord of the Rings, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, any and all classic rock, comics, tons of other movies not listed and mexican food and milk steak boiled over hard, with the finest jelly beans (you should know what that means)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my laptop, my lizard, my flip flops, my leather jacket, and the ocean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ghouls, magnents, peoples knees ( seriously cover that up) classic muscle cars, reptiles, tv shows, movies, video games, how I would totally want to go out with Jennifer Lawrence (seriously Jlaw wer'e totally soulmates, think about it.) weather or not to get my ass out of bed to make some breakfast (at 2pm) how cool it would be to do shrooms and then watch that tech virus episode of adventure time, stuff and things, where all my beer went, you know the important things in life
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on the internet
out with friends
That's about it
My life is boring
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im super shy but just keep talking to me I swear I only get more awesome from here

Also I love reptiles theyve become a bit of a hobby of mine.

That being said I ironically have a severe phobia of crickets which I'm trying really hard to get over for my geckos sake. ( it's not going well. Fuck crickets.)
You should message me if
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You dont mind weird people who make weird pop culture references, you know what pon faar is and regularly use it in terrible pick up lines, have good grammar, enjoys humor that would normally cause people disgust and mark you as a possible sociopath, trolling, are a dovakiin, creative, in ok shape, are slightly disgruntled you cant list Klingon and Tolkien Elvish as known languages on here, you know who Ralph Steadman is love his art and don't mind someone who will rant and rave about him and Hunter S Thompson, and would just like to chat HIT ME UP BRO.