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25 M Caldwell, ID

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 4:18pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I enjoy really short sprints on the dirt road next to a trailer park.

I'm trying to better myself. Fitness, career, apartment hunting, the whole nine yards. I think I was around 320 a year or so ago, and now I'm trying to jump start my friggin metabolism to I can get below 200.

I have the behavioral equivalent of when a dog walks around an area before it lies down. I need to be completely awkward in a new situation at least once before I can get comfortable.

There's a somewhat fine line considering attitude. I have my sudden flashes of weirdness, but usually I'm the cool, calculating, introverted person. An observer to what delightful drama anyone around me might have.

While I may have some indie-ish tendencies (local shopping, half of my music is from relative unknowns, soccer and hockey enthusiast), the label "hipster" doesn't feel right to me.

My wall is plastered with photos and posters. The two I cherish the most are a autographed photo of one of my favorite bands, while the other's a poster of the world. My endgame is to not get stuck here. Whether that's Portland, Seattle, Vancouver, Toronto (I have family in the last two), this place is ultimately not for me. Then again, if the right person and/or experience came along, who knows? It's going to take a lot. Tick tock, tick tock.

I also don't like pina coladas, but I don't care about getting caught in the rain. Suck it up people, it's water.
What I’m doing with my life
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Combination of running, looking for a apartment, looking into added education, and moving up in the world of "product realization services". Current job enjoyment status: running away when I can.

Also travel! Went to Portland January 2013 to watch the Sklar Brothers, Seattle in July 2013 for a convention, and Portland again in September '13 to see TJF.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Any brainspace that should be used for something worthwhile instead is used to store an encyclopedic knowledge of defunct minor-league hockey teams. The Macon Whoopee for example. Hooray for gimmicks!
The first things people usually notice about me
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The scar on my cheek. The fun comes when I have to tell a different story about it.

3. Sharks. Not the animal though. Hell of a rumble that was.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Choice examples:

The Shining, Secrets & Lies, Year Zero, DMZ, Bandette, and Y: The Last Man.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Shaun of the Dead (there's a scene that has a cornetto ice cream cone with a red wrapper), & Zoolander.

Breaking Bad, Raising Hope, Cheap Seats (Osbaldiston), America's Test Kitchen, & MST3K.

I was a lot more into video games years ago, so now it's just Football Manager, Bioshock, and Fallout.

The Joy Formidable, Anberlin, Captain, We're Sinking, Garfunkel & Oates, From Indian Lakes, Lost Lander, Cloud Nothings, & Deftones.

I love to listen to comedians like the Sklar Brothers (saw them and got a picture), Louis C.K., Stephen Lynch, & Dan Cummins.

Bonus Content! For sports I'm a Borussia Dortmund, Seattle Sounders, Idaho Steelheads, and a very depressed Vancouver Canucks fan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not necessarily in order: earbuds, sarcasm, computer, gum that doesn't lose it's flavour after five minutes, purpose, and my wristband (sappy sentimental stuff).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A cliche, but the future, anytime from three seconds to three decades. The past isn't really something you should spend a lot of time wondering how different it could have been if "x" happened instead of "y", and the present's way too fleeting to think about either.

That or setting up a trip to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.

I never understood if that's the biggest ball of twine period, and it's coincidentally located in Minnesota, or if it's the biggest ball of twine Minnesota has to offer. Do we know if the ball of twine in New Hampshire is bigger or not?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally: People watching. Where doesn't really matter, I'm just an observer at heart.

Currently: Working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I enjoy a certain equine themed show.
You should message me if
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If you know what I'm talking about in the private section. Or if you're moderately nerdy and totally real and want to talk!