I am a kitten, a dinosaur, and a pony.
My Self-Summary
i like
kittens and
dinosaurs.
i used to dye my hair pretty colors but now look fairly
normal.
i was a vegetarian who didn't like vegetables for years but have
utterly fallen off the wagon, now. i think i love bacon too much to
ever go back.
also--this seems to be disregarded since it's at the bottom of my
profile--proper grammar: learn it, use it, love it. it will make me
infinitely more likely to enjoy talking to you. i love homophones
and you should too.
What I’m doing with my life
i graduated from a silly liberal arts school in ct but am a
southern girl at heart. i am currently planning my future life as
the crazy cat woman at the end of the street while i am in grad
school to get my masters in library science. i'm working as a teen
services assistant in a library in sc.
I’m really good at
walking in the snow in high heels. making obscure pop culture
references.
coloring.
The first things people usually notice about me
i have an infectious giggle. also, people often think i am drunk.
this is usually not the case.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
a) all families are psychotic, autobiography of red, the curious
incident of the dog in the night-time, don't let the pigeon drive
the bus!, the sound and the fury, junie b. first grader:
shipwrecked!, things my girlfriend and i have argued about, the
year of yes, lucy sullivan is getting married, the terrible
underpants, king bidgood's in the bathtub, the book thief b) i love
watching horrible movies (ex: center stage, tokyo drift...) but can
also appreciate decent films c) michael jackson, dean martin,
gangsta rap, damien rice, rilo kiley, maria taylor, the weepies d)
juicy pear jelly beans, strawberry soda, mango with sticky rice,
stale marshmallows
The six things I could never do without
love, bad tv shows & movies, music, my kitties, my friends,
cuddles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
dinosaurs. kitties. ways to get more kitties. ways to become a
dinosaur. ways to create a dinosaur-kitty hybrid.
On a typical Friday night I am
watching a crime drama marathon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i spend too much time on the internet. also, i play
minesweeper
obsessively.
You should message me if
you are uncle jesse.
or if you like to knit.
or if you have a cat farm.
proper
grammar is
key when trying to receive a response from me. "hey wuz up your hot
wana chat" will not cut it. homophone misuse is a dealbreaker.
similarly, the letters "y," "u," and "r" are not acceptable
substitutes for entire words.
i also don't enjoy conversing with creepy old men. seriously.