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corns

30 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:23pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Other
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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32 years ago I dropped out of high school and ran away from home.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Your typical environmental gay, workin' for the EPA inspecting the refineries and the shipyards.

And on nights and weekends I paint portraits of seniors and go to your supper parties.

ig: mc_hamburger
(disclaimer: fake teeths)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at traveling without complaining.
And I can play lots of songs on the melodica (especially the Jewish ones and the Tetris ones.)

LLllllaaadiiiees??
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Strangers with Candy, Kroll Show, Broad City, The Jinx, Daria, Sordid Lives, Roseanne, TEEN MOM, American Horowitz, Botched, Kath & Kim (Australian), Summer Heights High, Portlandia and of course all of the tragic A&E exposées: Hoarders, Obsessed, Intervention and so on.

harmonies: nina simone, the knife, major lazer, fm belfast, the xx, rhye, crystal castles and jams from the nineteen nineties.

Podcasts: Radiolab, The Moth, Freakonomics Radio, Living On Earth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Malibu Stacy.
Also, ecology, environmental policy, health and food subsidies, recipes, weather and the most fascinating cordyceps.
You should message me if
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if you're weird and quirky, i'm probably interested.