corporate_hack
39 San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
Sometimes when I think too hard I fall asleep.

I want to be the poet who shoots himself in the heart as a career move.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm wondering why they don't put couches on buses and fold out beds on BART.
I’m really good at
Making friends. Attracting the police. Holding you by a string of your hair as you float above me as if you were a little balloon and I were four years old.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ankle monitor. My cut-off tie. The cigarette butts I save for a poor girl across town.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't know anything about culture. Actually, not true. I hear a Lady Gaga song and I'm like, "Oh, is that Rihanna?"
The six things I could never do without
1. Tuba
2. Yam
3. Sidewalk
4. Pancake
5. Stuffed animal
6. Pancake
7. Revolution
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Am I pretty.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cutting flowers off their stems in Golden Gate Park.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm writing poems to Alix Tichelman.
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