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corporeal_sock

40 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to read a lot. Now I get distracted half-way through a stop sign. I used to be smarter too. And care about issues. And I used to be really fun. I was pretty great. You missed it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write and direct sketch comedy. I host a science podcast with some other jerk. I host a trivia comedy show. Sometimes I stand up. I shoot videos and make animations and build puppets and write songs and build inventions and get lost in art projects for hours, sometimes while slightly high. Oh, and people pay me to write iPhone apps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Answering this question.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People like to touch my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

pynchon, barthelme, murakami, vonnegut, borges, saunders, garcia-marquez....



100 years of solitude, infinite jest, the crying of lot 49, cat's cradle, a confederacy of dunces, godel escher bach.........



Janeane Garofalo, Tina Fey, Patton Oswalt, Louis C.K., Zach Galifianakis, Maria Bamford, David Cross, Paul F Tompkins.....



Her, Eternal Sunshine, Adaptation, The Big Lebowski, Up, Iron Giant......



Coen Bros, Spike Jonze, Gondry, Cuarón, Miyazaki.........



Rick and Morty, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmit, Broad City, Louie, Stella, Bored to Death, The State, Futurama.........,



Pavement, modest mouse, pixies, flaming lips, silver jews, ween, neutral milk hotel, beck, super furry animals, animal collective, St Vincent, Japandroids, the Mae shi, father john misty.....,



WTF, doug loves movies, comedy bang bang, startalk, radiolab, judge john hodgman, harmontown, if you want to know if you would enjoy chatting with me listen to The Science Jerks..........

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Existential dread. (In six parts.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where are all these walls with wings on them?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since not having a typical Friday night is by far the most typical way to answer this question, I try to do the exact same thing every Friday night, timed down to the minute, in order to maximize my iconoclasty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a deposed Nigerian prince.
You should message me if
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weird but uncynical, brilliant but nice