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corporeal_sock

40 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There are a lot of mean people on here. I’m not one of them. Don’t be one of them either.

I don’t have any pictures of myself with any drugged-up tigers. Also I’ve never been in the same room with any drugged-up tigers.

I’m a writer/filmmaker/artist/podcaster/comedian/scientist. I guess I could just shorten that to unfocused dilettante. Shockingly I have a good job writing iPhone apps for a rich lawyer who lets me work at home most of the time. I recycle, compost and make a pitcher of iced tea every day. I cook at least one meal a day, sometimes a few. And they're good. I have a car, but sometimes I walk to the bus anyway. I don’t road rage, but I do openly mock the impotent, red-faced bros in luxury cars who do. I qualified for Mensa once but I'm not much of a joiner. I am very liberal, environmentalist, sapiosexual, queer-friendly, feminist, agnostic, humanist with an unflappable sense of humor and impeccable taste. Also good at parties.

Here are the current trend lines inside the radius of my enormous cranium:

.....outs......................................ins.....
_____________________________________
shy people..........................bold people
obnoxiously loud...............calmly brilliant
hot divas..............................awkward geeks
proud ignorance................modest genious
fashion................................style
type-a..................................type-b
high heels...........................comfortable shoes
designer purses.................roomy backpacks
luxury cars..........................cars with character
make-up.............................faces with character
monotheism......................agnosticism
stoic spirituality.................bemused existentialism
astrology............................astrophysics
sports.................................sporks
classic rock........................indie rock
jazz.....................................experimental post-punk
reggae...............................anything else
improv...............................stand-up
civilians.............................weirdos
getting wicked drunk...........getting barely high
jet setting..........................camping
horror movies..................animated films
tv dramas.........................tv comedies
gluten-free.......................unsweetened
libertarianism..................liberalism
right-wingism...................liberalism
left-wingism.....................liberalism
normity.............................expression
uniformity........................diversity
cynicism...........................passion
indifference.....................action
meanness........................kindness
beginning lists.................ending lists
well-timed endings............staying on just slightly too long
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"The universe is expanding at an alarming rate, let's get high and watch cartoons." -some guy

For work I do sketch comedy and app coding. I host a science podcast that is good. I perform and write comedy shows and shoot videos and make animations and build puppets and write songs and you know, rage against the man, and stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Answering this question.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People like to touch my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Writers: pynchon, barthelme, murakami] dostoevsky, vonnegut, borges, donald antrim, george saunders, margaret atwood, umberto eco, salman rushdie, nickolson baker, david foster wallace, david sedaris, john kennedy toole, garcia-marquez, rowlings, dennett, dawkins, thom hartmann



Books: a handmaid's tale, 100 years of solitude, infinite jest, broom of the system, gravity's rainbow, vineland, inherent vice, crying of lot 49, the satanic verses, notes from the underground, the prince, sirens of titan, cat's cradle, slaughterhouse 5, white noise, harry potter, a confederacy of dunces, the wind-up bird chronicles, godel escher bach, guns germs and steel, collapse, the selfish gene



Comedians: Janeane Garofalo, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Patton Oswalt, Louis C.K., Zach Galifianakis, Maria Bamford, David Cross, Paul F Tompkins, Reggie Watts, Kristen Schaal, Kurt Braunohler, Abbi and Ilana, Bret and Jemaine, Marc Maron, Brian Regan, Sarah Silverman, Dan Harmon, Laura Silverman, Jon Benjamin. Doug Benson, Conan and Andy, Letterman, Seth Meyers, Birbiglia, Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, David Wain, Rob Heubel, Paul Scheer, Bob Odenkirk, Bill Maher, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Chris Rock, Bob Newhart



Movies: Birdman, Interstellar, Her, Eternal Sunshine, Adaptation, Wer Hot American Summer, Shaun of the Dead, Children of Men, Fear and Loathing, Rushmore, The Big Lebowski, Bridesmaids, Up, Monsters Inc, The Iron Giant, Kung Fu Panda, How to train your dragon, Let the Right One In, Slumdog, Being John Malcovich, The Baxter, Deconstructing Harry, Hot Fuzz, Barton Fink, In the mood for love, Human Nature, V for Vendetta, You and me and everyone we know, The Host, Bowfinger, Dr Strangelove, Annie Hall, Best in Show, Ghost Dog, Spinal Tap, The Life of Brian



Filmmakers: Coen Bros, Spike Jonze, Wes Anderson, Wong Kar-Wai, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Errol Morris, Godard, Jarmusch, Truffaut, Fellini, Woody Allen, Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry, Sofia Coppola, Miranda July, Cuarón, Guillermo del Toro, Miyazaki, Almodóvar, Iñárritu, ,Ross Mcelwee, Hitchcock, Kubrick, Kurasawa, Herzog



TV: Rick and Morty, Broad City, Key and Peele, OITNB, Broad City, Cosmos, Archer, Eagleheart, Louie, Maron, Breaking Bad, Stella, 30 rock, Community, Parks and Rec, Comedy Band Bang, Bored to Death, Todd Margaret, Michael & Michael Have Issues, Arrested Development, The State, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Dr Katz, [adult swim], The IT Crowd, It's Always Sunny, The Life and Times of Tim, Dont Trust the B, Firefly, Flight of the Conchords, Mythbusters, Nova, The Wire, Alf



Music: pavement, modest mouse, pixies, flaming lips, yo la tengo, sonic youth, frank black, silver jews, ween, the liars, neutral milk hotel, beck, dan deacon, edward sharpe, tallest man in the world, super furry animals, animal collective, panda bear, grizzly bear, St Vincent, Japandroids, conor oberst, will oldham, against me!, grandaddy, deerhoof, the idaho falls, lambchop, mercury rev, we can cut you, hello lovers, olivia tremor control, the boredoms, brainiac, blumfeld, les savy fav, elf power, weezer, wilco, luna, galaxy 500, le tigre, vic chesnutt, whiskeytown, Bowie, jesus and mary chain, joy division, echo and the bunnymen



Podcasts: serial, nerd poker, WTF, doug loves movies, comedy bang bang, startalk, radiolab, nerdist writers panel, judge john hodgman, topics, how did this get made, the k-ohle, sex with emily, the infinite monkey cage, filip and fredrik, real life sci fi, harmontown, the science jerks



Food Stuffs: sushi, ethiopian, indian, thai, pho, ramen, chinese, italian, mexican, bbq, ice cream, brunch, coffee, iced tea, my first word was cookie and it's still one of my favorites

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A fleet of helicopters, immortality, the meaning of life, a time machine, a portal into the multiverse, assurance that the human race will survive the next century
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
String theory, the singularity, story structure, which words are funnier that which other words,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since not having a typical Friday night is by far the most typical way to answer this question, I try to do the exact same thing every Friday night, timed down to the minute, in order to maximize my iconoclasty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a deposed Nigerian prince.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
bold, brash, deeply intelligent, cute, active, passionate, creative, hilarious, tomboyish, scientific, glasses-sporting, tattoos-getting, opinionated, generous, no taker of shit (not a list of requirements, just nice things)

You always identified with Daria way more than Quinn and you liked it that way.

This sounds like a good 6 month goal: At home hanging on the couch with laptops, writing and listening to music, bouncing ideas off each other, interrupted intermittently by bouts of cooking of dinner, ingesting of media or making of out. When out we are charming, not codependent, but adventuring in parallel, connected by glances from across the room saying we know we got each others' back.

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