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40 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:00am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
When drinking
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You've dated worse.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"The universe is expanding at an alarming rate, let's get high and watch cartoons." -some guy

I get paid to do sketch comedy a little and iPhone app programming a little more. I host a science podcast that is good. I perform and write comedy shows and shoot videos and make animations and build puppets and write songs and you know, rage against the establishment, man.

I'm also very good at not hanging out with anyone even remotely conservative, religious, corporate, astrological, glamorous, mean or interested in sports. Wait, did I put this in the wrong section? Where am I?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Answering this question.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That nerd is being pummeled by bullies!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

pynchon, barthelme, murakami, dostoevsky, vonnegut, borges, antrim, atwood, umberto eco, salman rushdie, nickolson baker, david foster wallace, sedaris, john kennedy toole, garcia-marquez, harry potter, thom hartmann

Her, Eternal Sunshine, Adaptation, Shaun of the Dead, Children of Men, Fear and Loathing, Rushmore, The Big Lebowski, Bridesmaids, Up, Monsters Inc, The Iron Giant, Kung Fu Panda, How to train your dragon, Let the Right One In, Slumdog, Being John Malcovich, The Baxter, Deconstructing Harry, Hot Fuzz, Barton Fink, In the mood for love, Human Nature, V for Vendetta, You and me and everyone we know, The Host, Bowfinger, Dr Strangelove, Annie Hall, Best in Show, Ghost Dog, Spinal Tap, The Life of Brian......coen bros, wes anderson, wong kar-wai, jean-pierre jeunet, errol morris, godard, jim jarmusch, truffaut, fellini, woody allen, charlie kaufman, michel gondry, sofia coppola, miranda july, alfonso cuarón, guillermo del toro, pedro almodóvar, ross mcelwee, hitchcock, kubrick, kurasawa, herzog

Rick and Morty, OITNB, Broad City, Cosmos, Archer, Eagleheart, Louie, Maron, Breaking Bad, Stella, 30 rock, Community, Parks and Rec, Comedy Band Bang, Bored to Death, Todd Margaret, Michael & Michael Have Issues, Arrested Development, The State, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Dr Katz, [adult swim], The IT Crowd, It's Always Sunny, The Life and Times of Tim, Dont Trust the B, Firefly, Flight of the Conchords, Mythbusters, Nova, The Wire

pavement, modest mouse, pixies, flaming lips, yo la tengo, sonic youth, frank black, silver jews, ween, the liars, neutral milk hotel, dan deacon, tallest man in the world, super furry animals, animal collective, panda bear, grizzly bear, St Vincent, Japandroids, conor oberst, will oldham, against me!, grandaddy, deerhoof, the idaho falls, lambchop, mercury rev, we can cut you, hello lovers, olivia tremor control, the boredoms, brainiac, blumfeld, les savy fav, elf power, weezer, luna, galaxy 500, le tigre, vic chesnutt, whiskeytown, Bowie, wilco, beck, j. mascis

Podcasts?: Nerd Poker, WTF, Doug Loved Movies, Comedy Bang Bang, Startalk, Radiolab, Nerdist Writers Panel, Mike and Tom Eat Snacks, Judge John Hodgman, How did this get made, Bullseye, Duncan trussell, the science jerks

sushi, ethiopian, indian, thai, pho, ramen, chinese, italian, mexican, bbq, ice cream, brunch, coffee, iced tea, scotch

my first word was cookie and it's still one of my favorites

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A fleet of helicopters, immortality, the meaning of life, a time machine, a portal into the multiverse, weird bits of string
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
String theory, the singularity, story structure, which words are funnier that which other words,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since not having a typical Friday night is by far the most typical way to answer this question, I try to do the exact same thing every Friday night, timed down to the minute, in order to maximize my iconoclasty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a deposed Nigerian prince.
You should message me if
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glasses are hot and heels are not

I take match percentage seriously.

The probability we will get along is inversely proportional to the number of times you mentioned sports, fashion, god or travel in your profile, and directly proportional to the number of times you referenced science, art, literature, math, music and comedy, minus the number of times you used the acronym lol. Our future together is also apparently contingent on a general understanding of the concept of inverse proportionality.