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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to read a lot. I used to be way smarter too. And care about issues. And I was really fun too. I was pretty great. You missed it.

I'm probably a better write now, though. And definitely not as broke.

I also used to pride myself in the rugged ability to get around by bike and public transportation, but now I have a car that I kinda love, The Scionallite of Love. It's a stick-shift, so it's kinda like I'm still roughing it. Which, speaking of roughing it, I just bought an A/C a couple days ago and I'm planning to ride out the rest of the summer very near to it. I feel slightly guilty about it, but my house has solar panels so I'm calling it a draw.

I cook a lot. I just learned how to make Kim-chee, before that it was homemade sausage and before that, bread. And I have a fairly diverse repertoire of Italian, Thai, Mexican and breakfast dishes that make the rotation. I have a garden that grows from compost made by my little worm friends. There's several hundred of them and I have names for all of them.

I have Resting Nice Face,
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm officially a TV comedy writer. It took me a lot of lean years to finally be able to say that. I was raised by TV and now I tell it what to do. I also write and direct sketch comedy at IO West and UCB and wherever else I can. I co-host a science podcast. I host a trivia comedy show. Sometimes I stand up. I shoot videos and make animations and build puppets and write songs and build inventions and get lost in art projects for hours, sometimes while a little bit high.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can do all of the following things (which is not the same as being good at them.) Fly an airplane. Drive a motorcycle. Play a guitar. Play keyboards. Play my drum set. Work a sound board. Run a video switcher. Skydive. Scuba dive. Hang glide.

Most of these things I haven't done in a while; I just wanted you to know that if a San Andreas situation breaks out I could be like a useful comedic sidekick character to a charismatic The Rock-type character.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People like to touch my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These lists could go on and on, I'll try to keep it to the top tops.

pynchon, barthelme, murakami, vonnegut, borges, saunders, garcia-marquez....

100 years of solitude, infinite jest, the crying of lot 49, cat's cradle, a confederacy of dunces, godel escher bach.........

Janeane Garofalo, Tina Fey, Patton Oswalt, Louis C.K., Zach Galifianakis, Maria Bamford, David Cross, Paul F Tompkins.....

Her, Eternal Sunshine, Adaptation, The Big Lebowski, Up, Iron Giant......

Coen Bros, Spike Jonze, Gondry, Cuarón, Miyazaki.........

Rick and Morty, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmit, Broad City, Louie, Stella, Bored to Death, The State, Futurama.........,

Pavement, modest mouse, pixies, flaming lips, silver jews, ween, neutral milk hotel, beck, super furry animals, animal collective, St Vincent, Japandroids, the Mae shi, father john misty.....,

WTF, DLM, CBB, startalk, radiolab, judge john hodgman, harmontown, if you want to know if you would enjoy chatting with me, take a listen to The Science Jerks..........

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Existential dread. (In six parts.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where are all these walls with wings on them?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since not having a typical Friday night is by far the most typical way to answer this question, I try to do the exact same thing every Friday night, timed down to the minute, in order to maximize my iconoclasty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a deposed Nigerian prince.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Weird but nice? Brilliant yet uncynical? Funny with glasses?

Are you hilarious and want to start a podcast?

I kinda believe in the algorithm, so I trust that if you're higher than a 70% you're probably at least reasonably liberal & progressive & not too into some crazy weird cult, such as any religion that currently exists.

I don't cut and paste. If I write you it's because I read what you wrote and I think we would be at least be good friends if we hung out, with the palpable possibility of long-term-ship. If I didn't write you, maybe I couldn't think of something interesting to say, you can always give me a suggestion.