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corporeal_sock

40 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The product of several gifted programs and some improv classes. Engineering degree from somewhere in the Midwest, I think. Some blurry starving artist years, some failed projects, some insomnia, the occasional flash of genius, a lingering glimmer of hope for humanity.

I know you're hotter than me, but I'm way more fun than that guy who looks a little like Ryan Gosling in the right light. And I'm pretty damn smart without being a dick about it. Easy-going, kind, etc.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer for a sketch comedy group. I host a science podcast with some other jerk. I host a trivia comedy show. I shoot videos and make animations and build puppets and write songs and build inventions and get lost in art projects for hours, sometimes while slightly high. Oh, and people pay me to write apps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Answering this question.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People like to touch my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

pynchon, barthelme, murakami, vonnegut, borges, saunders, garcia-marquez,



100 years of solitude, infinite jest, the crying of lot 49, cat's cradle, a confederacy of dunces, godel escher bach



Comedians: Janeane Garofalo, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Patton Oswalt, Louis C.K., Zach Galifianakis, Maria Bamford, David Cross, Paul F Tompkins, Reggie Watts, Kristen Schaal, Kurt Braunohler, Abbi and Ilana, Bret and Jemaine, Marc Maron, Brian Regan, Sarah Silverman, Dan Harmon, Laura Silverman, Jon Benjamin. Doug Benson, Conan and Andy, Letterman, Seth Meyers, Birbiglia, Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, David Wain, Rob Heubel, Paul Scheer, Bob Odenkirk, Bill Maher, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Chris Rock, Bob Newhart



Her, Eternal Sunshine, Adaptation, The Big Lebowski, Up, Iron Giant



Coen Bros, Spike Jonze, Gondry, Cuarón, Miyazaki



Rick and Morty, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmit, Broad City, Louie, Stella, Bored to Death, The State, Futurama



Pavement, modest mouse, pixies, flaming lips, silver jews, ween, neutral milk hotel, beck, super furry animals, animal collective, St Vincent, Japandroids, lambchop



WTF, doug loves movies, comedy bang bang, startalk, radiolab, judge john hodgman, harmontown, the science jerks

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A fleet of helicopters, immortality, the meaning of life, a time machine, a portal into the multiverse, assurance that the human race will survive the next century
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
String theory, the singularity, story structure, which words are funnier that which other words,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since not having a typical Friday night is by far the most typical way to answer this question, I try to do the exact same thing every Friday night, timed down to the minute, in order to maximize my iconoclasty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a deposed Nigerian prince.
You should message me if
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weird but uncynical, brilliant but nice