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34 M Irvine, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:07pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), German (Poorly), Other (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A unique blend of intense and laid back attitudes. While generally easy going and quite relaxed about most situations I am very passionate about my family, friends, and work. I love to laugh and have great conversations with interesting people. I'll try anything twice, try to never take myself too seriously, and can have a good time in almost any situation.

Boy, was that succinct! The search for the perfect non-offensive self-description has led to what? Quite honestly, a very bland description. I am a mix bag of contradiction, a hopeless romantic trapped in the body of a cynic. I yearn for the closeness and intimacy of a better half yet cling to my independence fiercely. I find myself longing for someone with whom I would chase fantastic and quixotic dreams. My greatest wish is to find a woman with whom I can throw away my watch; that when I'm with her, I'll have no regrets about unplugging myself from the rest of the world.

I don't think it possible to truly articular who it is that I'm looking for or to have a list to check off, I will simply say that I am looking for simpatico.

I am introspective, self-critical, and witty.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm very good at stealing kids' lunch money and their lollipop. Rest assured I'm only giving it to other, less well off children though!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, reading, and giving you my opinion.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My loud voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(A) Some of my favourite books include Great Expectations, Princess Bride, and Lord of the Rings; and while I've seen all of them on the screens the books are still vastly superior.

(B) I watch a lot of documentaries and an overwhelming fondness for all things BBC. From Dr. Who to the latest Attenborough documentary. I also delight in sitcoms like Modern Family and Community.

(C) In my old age, I've learned to appreciate music in all its form (not to mention I am hopeless at keeping up with what's going on currently) and often retreat back to favourites like Radiohead, OMD, Avett Brothers, Regina Spektor, and Josh Radin.

(D) Chinese food! Sushi is also great. My recent culinary adventures have centered around Central and South American food, like Peruvian. (And my personal guilty pleasure, the saltado.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
After having finally decided to get around to my 2009 New Year's resolution of decluttering my life, I've decided that there really isn't anything I can't do without.

Besides the obligatory nod towards family and friends, of course.

In my weaker moments, I have been found hoarding my supply of chewing gum, iPhone, and moleskine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work and what comes next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the office. But, while I'm at the office, I am secretly wishing I could be at a quiet dinner with friends enjoying some wine and good food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am deathly afraid of snakes and rollercoasters.
You should message me if
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You want to be entertained by witty non sequiturs.