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coryj711

26 Baltimore, MD Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 11:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So what does one say to capture who you are to a complete stranger via an online dating site? Well just think of a witty, somewhat cynical, rather nerdy and adventurous individual and you get somebody that is a lot more attractive than me.

The real nitty-gritty. I fell sucker to the magical powers of craft beer. I've been in the industry for a few years now and am looking to pursue the art of cervesa while I finish my degree. Interested in: you name it, but it tends to be in the nature of awful misquoting, chaos, oddities, wine, words and would it be horrible to say earth, wind and fire?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
beer wizarding, school, living and shiz
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
distracting, Taboo, relating, bad story telling, people-watching, geography, doing 20 different tasks and completing three of them, naming the musician/artist within the first 20 seconds- I am the soundhound, things in the kitchen
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have big hair and sometimes people say my teeth are perfect
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
oh boy.

Books: Poisonwood Bible, Prodigal Summer (anything Barbara Kingsolver really), A Thousand Splendid Suns, The Giving Tree, Mama Day, Pat Conroy, Bill Bryson, Their Eyes Were Watching God,
Music: This list could be endless. Music that tends to vibrate the soul and shake your bones. Sucker for the harmonica.
Movies: Also could be endless. I'm all over the place when it comes to film. Funny, pain, a lot of both, a weird infatuation with mafia movies and 80s film. Not afraid of subtitles and I have been known to go on documentary binges.
Shows: Homeland, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Workaholics, Parks and Rec, Mad Men, Band of Brothers, Stand-Up, The Office
Food: If I can't pronounce it, I probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
family&friends
music
books
passion
humor
coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why do I ever think it's a good idea to drink bourbon?
how am I ever going to leave the down undah?
purpose and change.
when will the braves actually do well in the post season and why am I so fortunate to be a redskins fan?
The space where the Colbert report and the Daily show used to live
Unfamiliarity and unknown
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, working and working. Or when I'm off I'm gallivanting with friends, convincing people i am a great dj, or having a night in cooking dinner/drinking wine/ playing board games and planning my next adventure
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i think mitch hedberg was brilliant.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you want to help me explore baltimore.
if you have a suggestion for a witty okcupid name. yeah guys, you are killing it.
if you like to talk or listen or stare in silence.