1) i am a writer in the WGA. mostly comedy. like impressions. here's my impression of okcupid, "A-list users can fly and see through solid objects."
2) i don't have a standard message. i should. i heard guys do that. like "you're hot. let's make out." maybe i'll use that.
3) if i were a girl, i'd be so afraid of any guy ever. i heard there are axe murderers on this thing. guys are so weird. who's an axe murderer? is that a real thing?
4) i like it when it says that someone saw your profile but you have no new messages because it means someone read this and was like, "oh, god, no. i am not going there."
5) oh, me? i grew up in philly (nova). then went to nyu but not for film. then lived in la>nyc>la>brooklyn. then la.
6) i'm a writer. i write tv sometimes. and other stuff. and ok cupid profiles.
7) i also fall in love at least twice every time i log onto this site. which means only one thing: i know what love isn't.