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cosmic_funk

24 M Sunnyvale, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Easy going, laid back, into movies, music, stand up comedy, sports, etc., etc.

The only sport I really follow is pro tennis, although I am a 49er bandwagon fan. I mostly go to stoner/sludge/doom metal shows nowadays. “Shitballs” is my favorite curse word. I hate Billie Joe Armstrong more than I hate Justin Beiber. Other things like this.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working full time....I'll probably be changing jobs or going back to school in a couple of years. Other than that, my day involves carfully planned cigarette breaks, cheeba-fueled video game sessions, hour long analyses on the latest Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad episode, wallowing in self-pity, deluding myself into thinking I'm a musician, and eating junk food.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Movie and TV trivia, guitar and bass (not really), being awkward, tennis, super smash brothers. I'm also really good at procrastinating, but really bad at getting things done on time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sexy brown skin, my sometimes unruly beard, and my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by Stephen King, World War Z, biographies, history books, and I'm about to start reading the Song of Fire and Ice series.

Shows: South Park, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, stand-up comedy (Louis C.K., Patton Oswalt, Bill Burr, David Cross)

Movies: Anything by Tarantino, Scorsese, Eli Roth, Robert Rodriguez, and Judd Appatow. Gangster, WWII, horror, comedy. Favorite movies of all time: Pulp Fiction, the Big Lebowski, and Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back. I also really love the Indiana Jones series (minus the Crystal Skull), and the Back to the Future series.

Music: The Clash, Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, Minutemen, Nomeansno, Victim's Family, Talking Heads, Anthrax, Sleep, Acid King, Melvins, Yob, Black Cobra, Motorhead, Parliament-Funkadelic , Wu-tang Clan, Hieroglyphics, MF Doom.

Food: Japanese, Indian, Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, Malaysian, Mexican, Italian...and pretty much anything with pesto and/or bacon
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a bass/guitar
the internet
sleep
coffee
music/movies/tv, i'm cheating, fuck it
and pesto pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the meaning of life; the state of the modern music industry; the weekend; that song stuck in my head; jokes; climbing the great wall of cheeba
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the movies; playing pool; at a concert; at a bar; chilling
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My left foot is slightly larger than my right foot.
You should message me if
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You are mildly cynical, easy-going, have a good sense of humor, not self-absorbed, and have a good taste in music (doesn't necessarily mean you have to share my taste in music).