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28 Bristol, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 12:53am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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This is tough. I've got to promote myself with confidence, in the hope that I might find companionship, maybe love. I don't cost anything, just a bit of your time, doesn't even have to be that much.....just some. That makes me sound sad. I'm not that sad.

In fact I'm a rather happy human. I live simply.....sometimes.....within my means.....rarely.....I blame good food. Not myself.

Enough of this waffle.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently employed by an Inspections Services Provider. Ofsted stuff. I arrange inspections and the like. Mildly stimulating, can be challenging.....but no real satisfaction. It pays the way for now.

I'm actively trying to quit smoking. I have filled my lungs with sweet smokey goodness for too long!! But yeah, time to kick it! Now I just need a montage.

So the main reason why I live, breathe and will the focus to distinguish between ass and elbow first thing on a Monday morning, is music. I have the joy of being in a band. It's a long story so won't got into in much now but we've been working on it a while, getting it right. We'll be heading out onto the Bristol scene soon. We hope you like it.
I’m really good at
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Slicing cheese
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a beard.....Most likely male....I don't sound that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm pretty geeky when it comes to this sort of stuff though I know less about bands, artists genres, sub genres, movements, pioneers, producers, collaborators and legends of music then I should. Bristol has taught me that.

I do love my film/tv. The Wire, GoT, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Community and so on. Very excited about Twin Peaks series 3. There are too many films however a few that have left an impression; Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Oldboy, Die Hard, A Scanner Darkly, Birdman and Whiplash.

I go through phases of reading. Sometimes I'll just blitz through a book/series (The Dark Tower), other times, I love it, but takes me a while (Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell)....I haven't finished it yet....really liking John Niven's stuff too.

Food wise, fan of most, disliker of some, fresh toms can go to hell.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Band related nonsense, worldly shit, cost effective food shopping, will Sean Bean ever survive?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hibernate
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