I think I bring a lot to the table. Like honesty, a sense of humor, activity, and of course TACOS! That's right I said it, TACOS! Most people would say that I remind them of this guy they once met, but honestly, I have no idea what they are talking about. At that point, they just start babbling incoherently and my mind starts to wander, possibly thinking about two chimpanzees scratching each others back or some such.

Floating along drifting in the IT world. Practicing the art of American consumerism but trying not to perfect it, lest I go bankrupt. Slowly but surely losing my mind, with the assumption that I had one to begin with.

Basketball, seriously. I can dribble the ball through my legs in many different ways, and recently have been able to perform the dunk shot maneuver, where I force the ball through the hoop fully extended with my hands as opposed to just laying it in off the backboard.

Listening to conversations, exchanging ideas, connecting with people.

A better answer to this would be "What am I not good at?" THERE IS NOTHING THAT I CAN'T DO. IN FACT, I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO DOWN FUEL TANKERS WITH A SINGLE GLANCE! EVERY TIME I FLASH A WINK, SOME DISEASE IN THE THIRD WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CURED. IT'S THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT, DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO DISPROVE IT!!! (no, not serious)

My sunny disposition and rapier wit.

Books- History, Politics, Philosophy, not to big on novels. I'm always reading something.

Movies- The Godfather 1, and 2. Big Lebowski, American Psycho, cult type classics. Indie films with good characters. IDK, I'm up for anything.

Music- Classic and Indie rock. 70's and 80's R&B and funk. The Beatles are the greatest band of all time. THIS CAN NOT BE ARGUED! I could give you a stunningly long list of music I'm currently listening to, but let me just narrow it to Strokes, Killers, British Sea Power, Clientele, Spiritualized, Matt Pond Pa, Stephen Malkmus, The Flaming Lips, yadda yadda you get the point.

Food- What I like about food, is that I've found that when ingested, it provides me adequate sustenance to provide energy to complete my daily tasks via ATP/ADP conversion. In addition, when prepared certain ways, it can really enhance certain senses, namely smell and taste (possibly touch) leading to an increased pallet. In other words, I like Italian, Mexican, Thai, Korean, Chinese. In other, other words, I'll eat anything.

1. My dog!
2. Family
3 Friends
4. My dog!
5. Some sort of internet connection.
6. Gas Station cappuccinos. (Trying to quit)oh and fitness related activities (even though technically I was only allowed 6. Did you see what I did there?)

Something ribald no doubt!

What the world would be like with no pillows. Couch cushions and shawls would be okay, but no pillows. Almost like a twilight episode. I guess I could bunch up my blanket to stabilize my neck. I don't know why, but I've never seen a pear tree. An apple tree yes, but never a pear.

Enjoying an adult beverage or two. If that's not available, trying to find some paint thinner to huff.

I've held many jobs in my illustrious career. Whale poacher. Seal clubber. President of the Fox News Network. And like most men, yeah I've dealt a little ivory in my time.

You're pretty normal and stable in your personal life, but you're off kilter in some of your views and sense of humor. My ideal partner would have better than average peripheral vision. She must be into fitness, no history of genetic abnormalities, and some plough experience, not much maybe one year.