After I wrote Sex in the City, created puppy dogs, and starred in 50 Shades of Gray the musical, I decided to get serious and start an online profile to meet other people who were too "fascinating" to date in a normal environment.

If you want:
A well traveled, "Mid West Mannered," confident man who takes pride in being a fantastic boyfriend, and is a part time brain model then contact me.

What I want:
If I could just narrow it down by asking you to be all around awesome then feel free to have an awkward email exchange with me.

Finally:
I am sure that you are a real catch.

Im also happy to see that you have lots of friends, and that you posted your group photos on a dating website.

However, because I don't know who you are, then I will be become overwhelmed guessing, and my brain will explode.

Just started as a sales manager for a genome sequencing company and sit on the advisory/investment board for several tech companies.

...ask me about my experience owning a brewery and underground restaurant :)

collecting parking tickets and filling out online dating profiles.

Coffee cup in one hand, I phone in the other, and the confident grin on my face.

books: 4 hour work week, the art of the start, the prince, great gatsby, anything rick steves writes about, pretty much any book that lets my imagination run a muck

shows: mostly news, HGTV, comedy, and HBO

food: Unless it kills me, then Ill try anything at least 2x

beanie babies or buble gum flavored anything

Should I have sprung the extra $5 for Match.com or was choosing a free dating website a better use of my time.

Trying out recipes for unicorn flavored iced cream

Grilled cheese and pb&j are still my favorite comfort food...this is actually true.

If you are into dating brain models , dont have cats, aren't a flake, and I dont have to cross a bridge/peninsula/moat