If you want:
A well traveled, "Mid West Mannered," confident man who takes pride in being a fantastic boyfriend, and is a part time brain model then contact me.
What I want:
If I could just narrow it down by asking you to be all around awesome then feel free to have an awkward email exchange with me.
I am sure that you are a real catch.
Im also happy to see that you have lots of friends, and that you posted your group photos on a dating website.
However, because I don't know who you are, then I will be become overwhelmed guessing, and my brain will explode.