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Last online
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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Dropped out of Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm just going to say what someone else said.

Michael _______ is a writer and representative of the Republic of Zaqistan. In the past he has been described as “a living example of the dysfunction of the American medical system.” Currently writing for VICE Media, he specializes in radical economics with a pop culture twist, late night existential discourses, and potentially treasonous conceptual art projects.
What I’m doing with my life
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Managing an ice rink
I’m really good at
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Taking chances, traveling alone, unpredictable decision-making. Ping pong. Making some people feel comfortable and freaking out the squares. For years I've been trying to give up, but it turns out I'm terrible at follow-through.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It depends on the moment, but I guarantee something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Henry Miller, Lost Boyz Pizza, Groundhog Day
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Life, ..., um, probably just that. That and whatever sustains life. People, food, oxygen and coping mechanisms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am thinking about space. Where I was born, there was nothing but space stretched from one end of the earth to the other, unchanged and unchanging except for a few pinches and folds, like wrinkles in a bed sheet. That was when I was a boy, and a young man, and I formulated a theory that of all the years of life, these are the most causative, as regards breed and stamp. So I'm not merely thinking about space but am feeling space as an absence and a hunger.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing a lengthy indictment against our century
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I only have the vaguest idea what I'm doing, but it's evolving.
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