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countslackula

34 Salt Lake City, UT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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This whole thing used to be ripped off of Boris Becker's wikipedia page, but I'm not feeling very tennis lately. I guess I'll just give you part of the truth. I'm a walking existential nightmare with minor brain damage who suffers from PTSD due to years of working as a writer. I'm starting to realize that I'll never have an adult job, and though that whole starving artist thing might be cute from a distance, it can be a total nightmare when you're actually living it. I sort of like it, even if it's been hard at times. I'm so free it's ridiculous. That said, I am currently the embodiment of the word ennui.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in Utah purely to hangout with neurologists. Before that was a bunch of disconnected cities that undoubtedly stole my soul. I was not trying to hangout with neurologists then. It's a long story.

I'm currently working towards moving to Berlin as soon as possible, the rush brought on by my conviction that America is trying to kill me, so that's been taking up a portion of my time. Lately I've felt awkward communicating with people, but I assume that's something I'll have to wait to pass. In the meantime, hello. I tend to write a bunch, meander around, make stupid plans and enact some of them. It's another long story.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking chances, traveling alone, unpredictable decision-making. Ping pong. Making some people feel comfortable and freaking out the squares. For years I've been trying to give up, but it turns out I'm terrible at follow-through.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It depends on the moment, but I guarantee something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Henry Miller, Lost Boyz Pizza, Groundhog Day
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maybe life and maybe not
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I am thinking about space. Where I was born, there was nothing but space stretched from one end of the earth to the other, unchanged and unchanging except for a few pinches and folds, like wrinkles in a bed sheet. That was when I was a boy, and a young man, and I formulated a theory that of all the years of life, these are the most causative, as regards breed and stamp. So I'm not merely thinking about space but am feeling space as an absence and a hunger."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing a lengthy indictment against our century
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Here's an exert from my old profile.

In February 2001, Mike Abu acknowledged paternity of a daughter, Anna (born 22 March 2000), with Russian model Angela Ermakova. In October 2009, he confirmed media reports that the child was the result of an encounter in 1999 at a London restaurant. He had been out drinking following losing a main draw singles match at the Wimbledon Championships, in what had been a come-back to the venue of his greatest success. Mike Abu initially denied paternity, but admitted he was the child's father after a DNA test. In November 2007, he obtained joint custody of Anna after expressing concerns over how her mother was raising her.
You should message me if
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you need a new best friend.

@mikeabu

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