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46 Encino, CA Man


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  • Ages 26–52
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Last Online
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from Ph.D program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
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Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm an excellent product ; really, you should try me out. In four out of five taste tests, I beat the leading competitor and have won accolades in kissing contests across the nation.

I'm a very positive person overall, but I am not a member of the positive police. Come on. The good life includes melancholy, whistfulness, frustration, moments of anger as well as ecstasy, joy, love, and playfulness. Let's be whole human beings.

I am a hard-core, go-the-distance Romantic, read-more-than-anyone-you've-ever-met Intellect and Scholar, utopian-humanist poetic Dreamer, and Totally Rad in my own loving, absent-minded way. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
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How do you write this without sounding either like you're bragging or selling yourself? I'm pursuing enlightenment, curmudgeonly humor, ecstatic enjoyment, indigenous grounding. I help people think, I analyse dreams, I motivate and help bring the meaning back into people's lives.

I am very, very dedicated to my craft and my calling, and -- my squeeze. I believe in hard work and hard play.

I believe in custom tailoring your life. Live the life your soul came here to live. Leave conformity to the muggles, and craze your heart out with all the love you have. They say you only live once. Nietzsche says otherwise. He says we live this life over and over again forever. We damn well better make it good! ;)
I’m really good at
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Making people feel comfortable, encouraging people to step outside of their comfort zones into something a little playful and mischevious, making you laugh, enlightening you with god-awfully depressing facts of history, contemporary and otherwise, dancing dancing dancing, writing, performing, composing poetry, composing music, translating from arcane medieval languages ... I've written over 20 books, ranging from philosophy to poetry to social justice to Norse mythology...
The first things people usually notice about me
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That mischevious "I know something you don't" look. That there's more than meets the surface. My chiseled facial features and my hazel-blue eyes. My svelte figure. My brilliant intellect. My irreverent attitude. My deep, sexy speaking voice. My tendency when emphatic to speak Shatnerian. My playful intensity. Whatever book I'm reading. My crooning singing voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lord of the Rings, books on herbology, philosophy, social science, history, comparative religion, anthropology, constitutional law, socialist realism, Dada, punk, comic books, poetry, mythology ... Movies : Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Spiderman, Fiddler on the Roof, the Sound of Music, The Corporation. Music : Goth/Industrial (almost exclusively) [see, for example, , or , or, or ], Boingo, Devo, B-52s, Rolling Stones, Captain Beefheart, Tangerine Dream, John Williams, Howard Shore, James Horner, Frank Alpine, Peeling Grey, Nightmare of the Elf. Food : delicious non-gluten vegan food. Oh, say, spaghetti, mashed potatoes and gravy, delicious salad, pizza, brown rice and carrots with avocado, apple pie mmmm apple pie ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, food, sleep, hot showers, and BOOKS. If it ever came down to you or books, well ... there's always another girlfriend. Just kidding. Maybe.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
William Shatner. His toupee. (And your stance on Shatner is a dealbreaker. Don't slander the Shats.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading. But this is because the good clubs are on Saturday and Sunday night.

Doing cartwheels with you on the beach?

Staging some Dadaesque performance art on the sidewalk or in the supermarket? You tell me...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love you. I'm totally in love with you. I don't even know you yet, and I feel totally smitten.

Well, who knows, maybe I'll feel that way about you someday. If you're really good.

Also -- I'm Spiderman. Wait -- you are too? We should totally climb the walls together.

I'm bio(ec)centric. (Not sure what that means yet. But we will figure it out. Deep Ecology meets Johnny Rotten?)
You should message me if
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You're looking for love, loyalty, and devotion, after fun, courteous but playful banter and deep discussion, and enjoyable getting-to-know have matured into an unstoppable mix.

You're curious about who I am and the fascinating discussions we might have.

Your intellect has been starved and you are looking for a feast. I mean like full medieval banquet-style feast with piles of fruit, 7 courses, and juggling jesters!

Your lips have been sorely neglected or abused by all the bad kissers out there, and are seeking the meaning of their existence. (If you think that's arrogant, test drive me and then let me know.)

You have a story to tell, to someone with a good, compassionate ear, and an adventure to share, with someone with a playful sense of grounded mischief.

Just for the hell of it!

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