Hello there!

Well, I'm the sort of person who likes intelligent, funny, creative women. I'm very thoughtful, so I like people who are open minded and interested in the world around them.

I'd much rather go to a restaurant or to visit a museum, or the cinema, than go to a club or a bar. I perform stand up comedy but I only go into clubs or bars to perform. Once the gig is over I am out of there! Silence is underrated! If I can't hear you talk because my ear drums are bleeding then I can't be arsed to hang around!

I'm a stand up comedian. I also do extras work (I was in Harry Potter for example - yes, I can tell you aren't impressed in any way). I have taught comedy writing in universities and I also make money writing and working on some programmes as well.

Making jokes (well, I like to think so)
Knowing about geeky things (like what's going on in the world - actually that's not a geeky thing, that's a basic requirement, let's face it)
Making lists
Er...
...that's it.

My hair, the fact I'm a tiny bit posh, my sense of humour and generally that I'm basically nice. That doesn't mean I'm dull by the way. It doesn't.

Nineteen Eighty-Four (boring answer, but there you go)
Works by Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens (God rest his sou... God rest his.... Er, Rest In Peace).

The Shawshank Redemption (boring answer, but it's a great film)
Moonrise Kingdom (that's a fab piece of work)

Have I Got News For You
Peep Show
Would I Lie To You
The News (yeah, that's right 'The News'! It should get more credit I think)
Not Going Out
Dispatches
Lots of things on BBC 4

Manic Street Preachers
Ellie Goulding
Two Door Cinema Club
Hot Chip
Classical Music as well

Indian
Chinese
Pizza
Thai
Cous cous (obviously)
Pizza
Hummus
Pizza
Bread dipped in olive oil and balsamic vinegar (poncy, but there you go)
...and Pizza

Family
Close friends
iPhone
Brain
Car
Thoughts

Jokes, books, politics, current affairs, sport, art, culture, the state of the nation, why ITV is so crap, why the BBC is moving to Salford, cats, chocolate, crisps, burgers, pizzas, curries, Currys, panel shows, non-panel shows, lists, long lists, even longer lists...

Well it could be anything really. I could be out doing a gig, or at a do with friends, or at the cinema, or just at home watching something on the telly.

Do you have a 'typical friday night'? If so, you're either a) working on a Friday night or b) probably a bit dull. There, I said it.

I'm very dominant in the bedroom and extremely nice outside the bedroom. Surely the perfect combination!

...you like current affairs, like comedy, are intelligent, creative, have a great sense of humour and are funny.