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couscousisnice

33 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there!

Well, I'm the sort of person who loves intelligent, funny, creative women. I'm very thoughtful and I like people who are open minded and interested in the world around them.

I love going to restaurants, museums, galleries, gigs, the cinema, the theatre, to other countries travelling and also to lovely parties (as long as there's a good selection of snacks - very important). I perform stand up comedy but I only tend to go into clubs or bars to perform.

I'm probably at my happiest when I am with people I care about and having a really good laugh. Sounds simple, but there you go!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a stand up comedian. I also do extras work (I was in Harry Potter for example - yes, I can tell you aren't impressed in any way). I have taught comedy writing in universities, and have written and worked on some programmes as well.

I've also recently been working on some spoof news reports with an actor friend, which we have been promoting. We have worn a lot of wigs in the process.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making jokes (well, I like to think so)
Dissolving arguments
Knowing about geeky things (like what's going on in the world - actually that's not a geeky thing, that's a basic requirement, let's face it)
Making lists
Er...
...that's it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, my sense of humour and generally that I'm basically nice. That doesn't mean I'm dull by the way. It doesn't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nineteen Eighty-Four (okay, I suppose that is a bit of a dull answer, but to be fair it's an amazing book)
'Stalingrad' by Antony Beevor (harrowing and sad)
'Moab Is My Washpot', 'The Fry Chronicles' and 'Paperweight' by Stephen Fry
'I, Partridge: We Need To Talk About Alan'
Works by Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens (God rest his sou... God rest his.... Er, Rest In Peace).

Moonrise Kingdom (beautifully shot and quirky Wes Anderson film)
Minority Report
Burn After Reading
Good Night and Good Luck
Senna (A fantastic, emotional, cinematic documentary that you don't need to be a Formula 1 fan to appreciate)

Peep Show
8 Out of Ten Cats Does Countdown
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Imagine
House of Cards (dark, tense, enthralling)
The News (yeah, that's right 'The News'! It should get more credit I think)
Unreported World (reports on things people don't get to hear about, but should)
Charlie Brooker's Screen/Weekly Wipe(s)

Manic Street Preachers
Ellie Goulding
Two Door Cinema Club
Hot Chip
Daughter
Metronomy
Mansun
Classical Music as well

Indian
Chinese
Pizza
Thai
Couscous (obviously)
Pizza
Hummus
Pizza
Bread dipped in olive oil and balsamic vinegar (poncy, but there you go)
...and circular, flattened bread, with cheese, tomato and a range of toppings
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Close friends
iPhone (and charger, obviously)
Brain
Car
Thoughts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes, books, art, culture, philosophy, politics, current affairs, sport, the state of the nation, the meaning of life, why ITV is so crap, why BBC 4 is so good, cats, chocolate, crisps, burgers, pizzas, curries, Currys, panel shows, non-panel shows, lists, long lists, even longer lists...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well it could be anything really. I could be at a do with friends, or at the cinema, or at a gig, or just at home watching something on the telly.

Do you have a 'typical Friday night'? If so, you're either a) someone who works on a Friday night (fair enough), or b) probably a bit repetitive (sorry).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like taking charge in the bedroom.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you've liked what you've read and think we would get on really, really well! Or, maybe just because you like couscous.