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24 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:35am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living in SF, doing some freelance writing while I consider my next move. I majored in history in college, so I'm definitely putting that to good use! (Sidenote: are NOT! jokes still funny?)

In the downtime, I like writing fiction, cooking and eating weird things, bar trivia, fighting Nazis, exploring the far reaches of the universe, and filling out online dating profiles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, cooking, playing the trumpet (quite possibly the least sexy instrument), parallel parking, terrible puns, and opening a beer without a bottle opener. Also, I have been known to swing dance on occasion.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm one tall, skinny motherfucker. Also I have a gigantic head. You don't even know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
George RR Martin, RA Salvatore, Mark Bowden, Paul S Kemp, Matt Stover, JK Rowling, Jon Meachem, Steve Almond, David Wong, Naomi Novik, Yann Martel

Shawshank Redemption, A Few Good Men, V for Vendetta, Star Wars (Empire is the best one, don't even try to argue), any one of those big-budget Ridley Scott-esque historical dramas (Gladiator, Kingdom of Heaven, Braveheart, you know the type), Air Force One
And no Christmas is complete without at least one viewing of Love Actually. While drinking tea, to feel British-ier.

TV Shows:
Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, Party Down, Justified, The West Wing, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Louie, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Friday Night Lights, Wilfred

Killers, Kings of Leon, Foo Fighters, Two Steps from Hell, Ellie Goulding, Fun, ACDC, Duran Duran, Beatles, Eagles, Johnny Cash, Journey, Live, Muse, Queen, Of Monsters and Men, Caravan Palace
Also, I've got a soft spot for pop music and am an avid chart-watcher. It's a guilty habit.

I'll try literally anything once, but I have a soft spot in my heart for any sort of red meat. If I die of a heart attack at 30, I'll die happy, anyway.
Honorable mentions: Indian, Italian, French, Japanese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Cream-colored ponies
-Crisp apple strudels
-Sleigh bells
-Schnitzel with noodles
-Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, maybe drinking or eating out, or possibly just Netflix and a cold beer.

Unless you're someone I want to impress, in which case I'm lifting weights, downing cold brewskis with the boys, hunting, and talking about cars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've lived in the Bay Area my entire life, but I almost never say hella. I feel like a traitor.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to guess how many states I've been to. Nope, it's more than that.
you want to get drunk and watch Jeopardy.
you're terrible at remembering song lyrics, but know the Weird Al versions by heart.
you like receiving limericks at weird hours about random things.