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23 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:25pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Batman.
What I’m doing with my life
Living in SF, writing and editing for a travel magazine in Sausalito. I majored in history in college, so I'm definitely putting that to good use! (Sidenote: are NOT! jokes still funny?)

In the downtime, I like writing fiction, cooking and eating weird things, bar trivia, fighting Nazis, exploring the far reaches of the universe, and filling out online dating profiles.
I’m really good at
Writing, cooking, playing the trumpet (quite possibly the least sexy instrument), deciphering song lyrics, parallel parking, terrible puns, and opening a beer without a bottle opener. Also, I have been known to swing dance on occasion.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm one tall, skinny motherfucker. Also I have a gigantic head. You don't even know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
George RR Martin, RA Salvatore, Mark Bowden, Paul S Kemp, Matt Stover, JK Rowling, Jon Meachem, Steve Almond, David Wong, Naomi Novik, Yann Martel

Shawshank Redemption, A Few Good Men, V for Vendetta, Star Wars (Empire is the best one, don't even try to argue), any one of those big-budget Ridley Scott-esque historical dramas (Gladiator, Kingdom of Heaven, Braveheart, you know the type), Air Force One
And no Christmas is complete without at least one viewing of Love Actually. While drinking tea, to feel British-ier.

TV Shows:
Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, Party Down, Justified, The West Wing, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Louie, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Friday Night Lights, Wilfred

Killers, Kings of Leon, Foo Fighters, Two Steps from Hell, Ellie Goulding, Fun, ACDC, Duran Duran, Beatles, Eagles, Johnny Cash, Journey, Live, Muse, Queen, Of Monsters and Men, Caravan Palace
Also, I've got a soft spot for pop music and am an avid chart-watcher. It's a guilty habit.

I'll try literally anything once, but I have a soft spot in my heart for any sort of red meat. If I die of a heart attack at 30, I'll die happy, anyway.
Honorable mentions: Indian, Italian, French, Japanese
The six things I could never do without
-Cream-colored ponies
-Crisp apple strudels
-Sleigh bells
-Schnitzel with noodles
-Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, maybe drinking or eating out, or possibly just Netflix and a cold beer.

Unless you're someone I want to impress, in which case I'm lifting weights, downing cold brewskis with the boys, hunting, and talking about cars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've lived in the Bay Area my entire life, but I almost never say hella. I feel like a traitor.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to get drunk and watch Jeopardy.
you like receiving limericks at weird hours about random things.
you enjoy trying new foods, and then ordering pizza when it turns out to be terrible.