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cowichansweater

37 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–43
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Unfrozen caveman grad student
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seeking out relevance. Searching for ways to become useful.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grasping reality. Drinking coffee. Starting over. Lifting heavy objects. Heuristics. Droll humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My paleolithic morphology, which is unfortunate since I am only a meathead on the outside.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes:

Jared Diamond, Carl Sagan, Chalmers Johnson, Richard Dawkins, Bill Bryson, Michael Pollan, Edward Abbey, Kurt Vonnegut

Coen brothers, Guillermo del Toro, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Waste Land, Winged Migration, Encounters at the End of the World, Food Inc., Manufactured Landscapes, the Wrestler, Brooklyn's Finest, There Will Be Blood, Gangs of New York.

House of Cards, Breaking Bad, the Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret (guilty pleasures)

CBC podcasts (DNTO, Day Six, Quirks and Quarks), Radiolab, Freakonomics

No:

DMB, JK Rowling, Game of Thrones, professional sports, the bacon fad, Fro-Yo, Clear Channel
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Roughly 21% oxygen
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Human contact
Some sort of regular physical activity
Caffeine

(This space for rent)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, human behavior, travel destinations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Folding laundry, reading textbooks, taking an occasional flight of fancy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not that much of a capitalist, despite what the personality profile says.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've run out of people to hang out with.