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coynEslot

31 M Bloomsburg, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. I love talking about me.

Moved back to PA after a year on the left coast. Practicing being an adult. I made it to 30 so Darwin was obviously wrong about the whole "Survival of the fittest" thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in IT. I've been in the Army, worked on gas rigs, worked in radio, and even found time to graduate college with a degree in nothing relevant, I've worked as a tennis coach (believe it) and a lot with kids, I'm a human jungle gym with tattoos and a beard.

When I'm not working I'm packing up the jeep and taking my dingo to a random location and re-enacting "Into the Wild."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having fun.
Having tattoos.
Owning a dog.
Having fun while owning a dog, and having tattoos.

Using the incorrect grammatical format intentionally to make sentences sound more better.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My volume.

It's 11.

That, or...

My uncomfortably hetebrosexual relationship with my dog.

Or beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like books, a lot of them, I am a nerd.
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
A Song of Ice and Fire
The Name of the Wind
A Brief History of Time
Anything by Patrick Rothfuss
Anything by Brent Weeks
The Gashleycrumb Tinies.

I like movies, a lot of them, I am a critic.
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (and most Guy Ritchie movies)
Wrist Cutters a Love Story
In Bruges
Pulp Fiction (and most Tarantino movies)
Fight Club
Anchorman
I really have stupid sensabilities when it comes to movies, I'll watch most anything.

I like tv, I watch some of it, I am easily entertained.
Parks and Recreation
Game of Thrones
Archer

I like music, a lot of it, I am a music snob.
Brand New
Cloud Cult
Two Gallants
Modest Mouse
Coheed & Cambria
At the Drive In
the Avett Brothers
Childish Gambino
Tech-9
Hopsin
Weezer
Kanye West
Bad Religion
Florence and the Machine
Ingrid Michaelson
The White Stripes
The Mars Volta

I like food, a lot of it, I'm fat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music
dog
high quality windshield wiper blades
well placed targeted advertising
the Oxford comma
Snopes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Why Tom Cruise is named Jack in every movie he's in.

Who wore it better?

Why people place so much stock in Myers-Briggs personality tests.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same thing we do every night Pinky...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've had sex outside of wedlock.

I cry when reading "The Giving Tree."

I've gone to the bathroom in some very creative and exotic places.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have an earnest desire to see the aurora borealis in person some time before you die.

You know how real the struggle is.

You could message me if you get "it."

You could also message me if you're a go-getter.

Don't message me if you're a fan of shitty things, like being a bigot, or you don't like pancakes, maybe breakfast meats turn you off, I don't know, just don't be shitty. Also if you're "living life to the fullest" just stop. Please.

So let's have an adventure...