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30 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 10:11pm
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m).
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Mostly anything
- Atheism but not too serious about it
- Gemini but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from college/university
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
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Owning a dog.
Having fun while owning a dog, and having tattoos. Me that is, not the dog.
It's like, 11.
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
A Song of Ice and Fire
The Name of the Wind
A Brief History of Time
Anything by Patrick Rothfuss
Anything by Brent Weeks
The Gashleycrumb Tinies.
I like movies, a lot of them, I am a critic.
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (and most Guy Ritchie movies)
Wrist Cutters a Love Story
Pulp Fiction (and most Tarantino movies)
I really have stupid sensabilities when it comes to movies, I'll watch most anything.
I like tv, I watch some of it, I am easily entertained.
Parks and Recreation
Game of Thrones
I like music, a lot of it, I am a music snob.
Coheed & Cambria
At the Drive In
the Avett Brothers
I like food, a lot of it, I'm fat.
I also send out really creative dick pics. Richard Branson, Richard Nixon, Richard Pryor, Dick van Dyke, Dick Tracy. Because sometimes a fictional Dick will do.
I've learned through my vast experience that women love Dick's pics so I send out as many as possible.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 22–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
I am fun, and funny, and I'm good, and a good time. I really can't imagine needing anymore motivation than that.
Don't message me if you're a fan of shitty things, like being a bigot, or you don't like pancakes, maybe breakfast meats turn you off, I don't know, just don't be shitty.