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coyotesmiles
32 / M / Gay / Single
Los Angeles, California
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- Pacific Islander, Other
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- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
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- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Taurus and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
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- Rather not say
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am brilliant, infinite, and pioneering.
My Self-Summary
i like to change - shift - flow on a regular basis.
after all, my hawaiian name does mean water and yes, i am hawaiian.
interesting factoid. next to my ancestral lands from which my family name comes, sits the largest human sacrifice heiau in hawaii.
of course, we weren't totally uncivilized. the city of refugee was in swimming distance. so if you were reasonably quick on your feet, a good swimmer, and fast enough to get away, well you could always just swim to sanctuary.
just like to point out that unlike many people, i'm pretty much a direct descendant of people who routinely, yet somewhat compassionately, sacrificed other people.
this is all to say, that while i can be fun and interesting, i'm just as likely to push you into a volcano.
of course, i'm really being facetious about the volcano. pele probably would be offended.
after all, my hawaiian name does mean water and yes, i am hawaiian.
interesting factoid. next to my ancestral lands from which my family name comes, sits the largest human sacrifice heiau in hawaii.
of course, we weren't totally uncivilized. the city of refugee was in swimming distance. so if you were reasonably quick on your feet, a good swimmer, and fast enough to get away, well you could always just swim to sanctuary.
just like to point out that unlike many people, i'm pretty much a direct descendant of people who routinely, yet somewhat compassionately, sacrificed other people.
this is all to say, that while i can be fun and interesting, i'm just as likely to push you into a volcano.
of course, i'm really being facetious about the volcano. pele probably would be offended.
What I’m doing with my life
i make bets with the universe. they involve propositions like the
following:
if i land in south africa and head north to cairo, how much destruction can i leave in my wake?
to which the universe can either prevent me from getting to africa or give me some other game to play or such.
one of my favorite books is "Tootle," because like Tootle, I do not stay on the rails unless i get red flags shoved in my face.
if i land in south africa and head north to cairo, how much destruction can i leave in my wake?
to which the universe can either prevent me from getting to africa or give me some other game to play or such.
one of my favorite books is "Tootle," because like Tootle, I do not stay on the rails unless i get red flags shoved in my face.
I’m really good at
getting into trouble.
i'm dead serious about this. if you don't like getting in trouble, don't associate with me.
chances are if you spend a significant of time with me, you might one day find yourself in the middle of flock of emperor penguins wondering why a polar bear is charging at you.
i've spent my whole life bouncing from one disaster to the next. i also like to call them adventures. fortunate for me, the plane crashes and bodily injuries have been relatively limited...but...well let's just say that excitement has a price.
i'm dead serious about this. if you don't like getting in trouble, don't associate with me.
chances are if you spend a significant of time with me, you might one day find yourself in the middle of flock of emperor penguins wondering why a polar bear is charging at you.
i've spent my whole life bouncing from one disaster to the next. i also like to call them adventures. fortunate for me, the plane crashes and bodily injuries have been relatively limited...but...well let's just say that excitement has a price.
The first things people usually notice about me
honestly, i don't really know because from a professional psych
perspective (empirically speaking), i'd need to get a questionnaire
and administer it to all the people that met me within an
appropriately normally distributed sampling period.
otherwise this answer is pure and total bullshit.
i don't like bullshit so i'll just say, why the fuck would i know, care, or answer?
you tell me
otherwise this answer is pure and total bullshit.
i don't like bullshit so i'll just say, why the fuck would i know, care, or answer?
you tell me
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
ishmael
users guide to the 21st century
unicorn jelly
girl genius
pastel defender heliotrope
lucifer: the graphic novel
dark city
arcade fire
chemical brothers
3OH!3
well made food (as opposed to bad food)
super dry red wines (i would like to stab sommeliers)
users guide to the 21st century
unicorn jelly
girl genius
pastel defender heliotrope
lucifer: the graphic novel
dark city
arcade fire
chemical brothers
3OH!3
well made food (as opposed to bad food)
super dry red wines (i would like to stab sommeliers)
The six things I could never do without
love
grace
conversation
water
yoga
food
grace
conversation
water
yoga
food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
constructing realities
On a typical Friday night I am
taking over the world, or asleep
....
....or reading a book....
...or rolling around the floor doing yoga and looking cute...
or writing offensive stuff just to be offensive.
....
....or reading a book....
...or rolling around the floor doing yoga and looking cute...
or writing offensive stuff just to be offensive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i'll admit anything.
i don't believe in privacy.
i don't believe in privacy.
You should message me if
you wouldn't mind watching a super nova, better yet, you really
like watching galactic mass destruction.
