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Last online
Mar 26, 2014
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I'm from the south and live in NYC. I like to do a lot of things, but especially: make bad jokes with my friends, travel to new places, eat food sometimes, explore the city, and learn stuff about things.

I used to date Susan Boyle. Ask me about it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Eating sandwiches and smelling flowers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make a mean bowl of oatmeal and the freshest pb&j. I'm good at laughing at my own jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My toughness, muscle tone, and winning smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like music too much and I'm really sad that I dropped my ipod into a pot of water 2 weeks ago (and lost everything.) Anywho, I dig rock and roll of the southern persuasion -- so I'm into widespread panic, drive by truckers, ryan bingham, duane allman and a whole gob of others. Exile on Main St is a great album to drink whisky to. But please don't confuse me as a close minded fellow, I'm also all about 90s gangster rap (RIP BIG) and as far as I'm concerned A$AP Rocky is the King of New York, right now. I'm done writing about this part now but I would like to speak more about music.

I read a ton. Too much honestly. I'm not a snob though. I like a lot of different things. Some important books to me are 'A Soldier of the Great War', 'To Kill a Mockingbird' and some others. However, Vladimir Nabokov writes the prettiest. And Mark Twain and Kurt Vonnegut are hilarious. And I also cruise the internet and read everything. My instapaper queue is strong.

I spent a summer at NYU learning stuff about screenwriting. So I like movies. 'Network' is probably the best written movie. 'Midnight in Paris' was the last movie that I saw that left me really happy and optimistic. People knock 'Dumb and Dumber' but I think it is amazing but 'Truman Show' is objectively better. I also really enjoy 'There Will Be Blood' and 'True Romance'. Also, Terrence Malick can really shoot some film. And Paul Newman is my favorite actor. That was a cool dude. Also, subtitles don't scare me.

I like to grill stuff and make pizzas. And this city has some ridiculously good food and I want to check it all out. I try and go eat at places that have high ratings according to people who know stuff. I need to take less stock in what the internet says about things. I also eat McDonalds by accident sometimes.

Oh yeah -- I'm into all the good TV shows. Those ones on AMC, HBO and elsewhere. You don't really need to read about another person who likes Mad Men, Breaking Bad or whatever but I like Mad Men and Breaking Bad. So now you know. Duck Dynasty is the best reality show though. Let's talk about that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
College Football
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Doctor who?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town or not. Beers are involved. But sometimes not. But mostly yes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a pretty good freestyle rapper. And I never dated Susan Boyle. We only kissed, once.
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You are interested in talking to a weird but you aren't actually one yourself.