Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born and rasied in Philly. Moved to LA for grad school. Dropped out
of the PhD program in organic chemistry at UCLA, but they gave me a
master's degree as a consolation prize. Ran the 1-hour photo
department at Rite Aid, managed the tech support goofballs at a
dot-com startup (remember those in the '90s?), told myself I would
quit after I cashed in my stock options but I got lazy and stuck
around, moved into a financial analyst position, and started doing
standup comedy on the side.
I love travelling (48 countries, 31 states so far), hiking (did the
Inca Trail in 2012, but prefer Griffith Park), animals, writing,
reading, current events, the Phillies, history, WWE (I've been to 8
of 30 WrestleManias, despite the fact that wrestling is pretty
stupid), TV, food/cooking, and probably some other stuff.
Friends have described me as "never boring" and an "unpredictable
wildcard" like Zach Galifianakis or Charlie from It's Always Sunny.
The latter is more applicable when I'm drinking and on vacation.