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cpcomedian

38 Studio City, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Born and rasied in Philly. Moved to LA for grad school. Dropped out of the PhD program in organic chemistry at UCLA, but they gave me a master's degree as a consolation prize. Ran the 1-hour photo department at Rite Aid, managed the tech support goofballs at a dot-com startup (remember those in the '90s?), told myself I would quit after I cashed in my stock options, got lazy and stuck around, moved into a financial analyst position, and started doing standup comedy on the side.

I love travelling (48 countries, 31 states so far), hiking (did the Inca Trail in 2012, but prefer Griffith Park), animals, writing, reading, current events, the Phillies, history, WWE (I went to WrestleMania in New Orleans this year, despite the fact that wrestling is pretty stupid), TV, food/cooking, and probably some other stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
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Taking some time off after 16 years at the finance thing. Doing some more travelling (spent 2 weeks in Morocco in Sep 2014) and standup shows. Exploring new projects. I'm not a starving artist. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Beating you at miniature golf (because I can't tell if it's an actual date and I'm supposed to let you win or if it's just a friends thing), having as much fun as possible on a trip (whether it's 2 days home in Philly or 2 weeks in some weird country), absorbing all details, bringing comedians to the stage with awkward introductions.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm shorter than they expected. Several people have said this. Evidently I have a 6'3" personality on Facebook.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite food--I'm not picky. In my travels I've eaten crickets, a grasshopper, ostrich kebab, a guinea pig, live termites, and a horse burger. I will not seek out these food items on a date with you. My real favorites in LA are Thai, Indian, Vietnamese (pho), and sometimes just a solid burger and fries. I cook most of my dinners at home. I learned how!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Money (gives me flexibility)
Internet/TV/iPhone (I need to be in touch with the outside world)
Time to think/recharge
Hope (I'm an eternal optimist)
Monkeys (I met them on 4 straight vacations, including Peru where I got a lap dance from a baby howler, but then I went to Turkey last year where there are no monkeys and I felt so empty and monkeyless, but then I met some in Morocco this year so I'm OK now)
Pupppies (I want one but my building bans them)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What animals think about me. My friend's Maltese who loves me, my brother's cat who loves me, my sister's cats, the dog down the street who licks my face every time I walk by and then watches me continue my journey, the zebras at the LA Zoo who got all excited when I looked at them and smiled because I was the only cool dude in the zoo...maybe zoopsychology is my calling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was a Mathlete in high school. (Eh, I've admitted more than that at comedy shows. But let's get a year into it before I reveal the interesting stuff.)
You should message me if
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You think we'd make a cute well-matched couple.

I was told I could shave 15 years off my age and get away with it. I've done less than half of that, for now. Just experimenting with OkCupid's algorithm to get better matches. If age is an issue, I'm prepared to lie to your parents as long as is necessary.