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38 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I spent a summer during college taking care of ostrich that my parents had in our backyard. Learning how to maneuver through 50 or so of the dumbest creatures God's ever created prepared me well to navigate my life in Washington DC.

Now the people here are no ostrich to be sure, but it definitely helps having some outrageous experiences in your life to make you realize what you currently have.

Which is of course, a world not having to feed ostrich at 6 in the morning.

I have long since been removed from my ostrich ranching days to grow up a responsible, respectable adult.

My biggest disappointment is never reaching six feet in height, but I'm still young, and try not to let obstacles get in the way of my dreams.

I like sports, but for some reason all of my teams are terrible. Except for the Nats. According to Sports Illustrated, we are expected to win the World Series this year. I will be in section 106 for about 30 games this season. If you like going to the ballpark, drinking a few beers and watch baseball, the seat right next to me is open!

Please, by all means, take a look around and let me know if there is something I can help you with!
What I’m doing with my life
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I just finished my second half marathon in March. I'm still keeping up with my training, so my week is spent running is running on the mall followed by even longer runs outside on the same mall. I need to run more outside the mall.

Running on the mall has me asking the question...why do people walk three or four people across sidewalks? Do people all over the world instinctively think that no one else would want to use the same pathway or sidewalk? I realize the sidewalks down by the Washington Monument are wide, but should that give you license to take up the entire space? Am I right about this? I can't think I'm the only who feels this.
I’m really good at
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Explaining the similarities in the Lincoln Memorial and the Kennedy Center and what makes them different than the Jefferson Memorial.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, and my straight teeth. Thanks Mom and Dad!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I pretty much like all books on Lincoln, (I finally saw the movie this summer) anything on Netflix, all types of music, from The Black Keys to Jason Aldean.

For food I like Mexican, a good burger and healthy stuff like eggs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family Guy episodes
Apple cake
Free online dating sites
Post It notes
Apparently a chance to make a list of six things I can't live without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Dateline is able to find such creepy stories of couples who end up killing each other. Have you noticed this? It's on EVERY Dateline episode.

And oh, how are there always cameras around during episodes of COPS? Do the producers of the show send out about 4,000 camera guys to ride along along simply filming people getting pulled over?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm sitting at bar wondering if one more beer is a good idea before I run about a billion miles early the next morning.

One more can't hurt. Never does on Friday night. Saturday? Well that wasn't the question.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't eat chocolate. If that's a deal breaker for you, then you are a horrible person.
You should message me if
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You like to laugh. A lot.