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cphayes_taco

29 M Virginia Beach, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Casey!

I'm kind of a silly person with a ton a passion for the things I care about. I'm not like Monty Python silly or anything....no silly walks. But I do like someone who can poke fun at all the mundane parts of existence and have a little giggle, or chortle or snortle if that's your thing. I care a lot about my family, and my friends and I love my imaginary dog named Roomba.

I like all the normal party/bar stuff. Drinking and playing cornhole, dancing, karaoke, bowling, watching awesome shows and cartoons! I try to make it to the beach every single weekend during the summer since winter is so depressing here. I'm sure its worse other places but I came here from Arizona so it seems like its the worst place ever in comparison.

I am very respectful of others. My parents raised me on good manners, opening doors, giving my jacket to someone who needs it, but I guess I also sware a lot....I'm working on that

Also, I love science. Everything about it. Physics especially but science in general.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for the Navy (as a civilian) in Portsmouth, Virginia. Moved out to Virginia Beach in early August 2011 and I am starting to like this place (except for these fucking drivers, they are the bane of my existence).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sitting. My ass has got that down like a pro.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a terrible habit of casually swearing in public and I am sure that has left an impression on some people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is my favorite book because Douglas Adams is the shit.

I also like to read some popular Physics for the masses books. They were helpful for grasping topics when I was in school and I love that shit.

I love movies. I have a pretty big collection of weird and obscure ones. Everything from Old Boy, to classics like Wizards.

Food is my obsession. I have begun cooking for myself and friends since it is more healthy than fast food. I do love fast food (Pete's Fish n' Chips, In n' Out, Culvers, Chipotle, Five Guys), but I don't want to be fat as shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Simpsons (Homer raised me)
Futurama
Archer
Game of Thrones
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report (counts as one!)
Real Time with Bill Maher
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing...its very zen!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out to a bar or friend's house. Or just watching a movie and playing video games. When there is a regular group to run with for bars/parties/whatever is when I am having the most fun. I would rather hang out with people I enjoy over constantly trying to meet new ones.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Styrofoam gives me chills down my spine.
You should message me if
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Just fucking do it!