I kept a wonderful gal happy for forty years. Now it is time to start again. I know a couple things about keeping a lady happy, and don't want to fall out of practice.
Please don't contact me if:
You have that twinkle in your eyes. I'll just melt and shudder.
If you have the long flowing hair. My hands will be drawn there.
If you have the long legs. We'll get tangled.
If you are intelligent and educated. I have a lot to learn.
If you like holding hands. I'll want to hold you.
If you like attention and affection. I'll want to give you all of mine.
If you like to be held. I fear my arms may sometime tire.
If you are excited about your life. I'm bursting, and can't take too much more.
I'm ....... Al
PS If you think flag burning is worse than book burning, or that burning a flag should be illegal, don't contact me, seriously, don't. However, if you would like to debate those points, I'd be willing to chat.