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cpt_neckbeard

29 / M / Straight / Single

Berkeley, California

His Details

Last Online
May 11
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
—
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
—
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Ladies, there's a reason they didn't call it "Amazingly Awesome Cupid." Don't get your hopes up. ;D

I'm an interesting individual interested in interesting, interested people.

ENFP!
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard to pursue my passions, and fund their flowering into concrete parts of my life.

I love plants and gardening.

I brew beer and coffee regularly.
I’m really good at
Things i try to be really good at - i'm sure you're the same!
The first things people usually notice about me
People have consistently remarked that i am calm, collected, friendly, and good under pressure.

Puns for DAYS.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything with spice.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee,
Beer,
Tea,
Water,
Chocolate,
Sex.

gee, I guess most of those are edible..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Behavioral biometrics and Marshall McLuhan.

What's for dinner.

What beer i'll brew next!
On a typical Friday night I am
Rehearsing, drinking, eating someplace nice, or rehearsing drinking and eating someplace nice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get free access to most museums in San Francisco, and lots of free coffee.

I speak two more languages than those that are listed on my profile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
.. you're different than me.

You have a great understanding of idioms in the English language.

you expect people to send you a message if they're interested, right? i do as well! :D