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cpt_neckbeard

31 Berkeley, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 11, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ladies, there's a reason they didn't call it "Amazingly Awesome Cupid." Don't get your hopes up. ;D

I'm an interesting individual interested in interesting, interested people.

ENFP!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard to pursue my passions, and fund their flowering into concrete parts of my life.

I love plants and gardening.

I brew beer and coffee regularly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things i try to be really good at - i'm sure you're the same!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People have consistently remarked that i am calm, collected, friendly, and good under pressure.

Puns for DAYS.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything with spice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee,
Beer,
Tea,
Water,
Chocolate,
Sex.

gee, I guess most of those are edible..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Behavioral biometrics and Marshall McLuhan.

What's for dinner.

What beer i'll brew next!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rehearsing, drinking, eating someplace nice, or rehearsing drinking and eating someplace nice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get free access to most museums in San Francisco, and lots of free coffee.

I speak two more languages than those that are listed on my profile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
.. you're different than me.

You have a great understanding of idioms in the English language.

you expect people to send you a message if they're interested, right? i do as well! :D