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cpt_neckbeard

30 M Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
May 11, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Ladies, there's a reason they didn't call it "Amazingly Awesome Cupid." Don't get your hopes up. ;D

I'm an interesting individual interested in interesting, interested people.

ENFP!
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard to pursue my passions, and fund their flowering into concrete parts of my life.

I love plants and gardening.

I brew beer and coffee regularly.
I’m really good at
Things i try to be really good at - i'm sure you're the same!
The first things people usually notice about me
People have consistently remarked that i am calm, collected, friendly, and good under pressure.

Puns for DAYS.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee,
Beer,
Tea,
Water,
Chocolate,
Sex.

gee, I guess most of those are edible..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Behavioral biometrics and Marshall McLuhan.

What's for dinner.

What beer i'll brew next!
On a typical Friday night I am
Rehearsing, drinking, eating someplace nice, or rehearsing drinking and eating someplace nice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get free access to most museums in San Francisco, and lots of free coffee.

I speak two more languages than those that are listed on my profile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
.. you're different than me.

You have a great understanding of idioms in the English language.

you expect people to send you a message if they're interested, right? i do as well! :D