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Cptnhalfbeard
27 / M / straight / Available
Willimantic, Connecticut
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Dropped out of college/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am devilish, devoted, and dependable.
My Self-Summary
I'm a funny guy, I like being around people, and I like making
friends. I am a very devoted friend, and consider myself very
trustworthy and dependable. I am quite a flirt, and I love to make
others happy.
Editors
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a "Senior CSR" at a company in downtown Hartford, CT. :). Aside
from that, my wife (anaismarie) and I have a puppy (Kodi, a
choc. lab). In fall, I'm usually spending lots of time at CT Ren
Faire.
Editors
I’m really good at
memorizing things -- I am known to some as the "Human Jukebox," I
know and sing TONS of songs. I also am great at references to
movies, tv, etc. and am able to quote movies/tv/stand-up like
nobody's business :) I'm great at making people laugh, and I'm
quite the flirt. I have other talents as well, but I don't want to
give it all away up front ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
My personality. Vague, yes, but definitely true. I have a way of
talking to new people as though I have known them for some time. I
am completely comfortable joking around with new people, and making
everyone laugh. I have been told by some that I am one of the
happiest people they have met. I may come off tame at first, but
once I test my boundaries and get totally comfortable with someone
I can be quite devilish :D
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Calvin & Hobbes,
Foxtrot, Get Fuzzy, etc etc.;
Harry Potter
: D and anything Shel Silverstein holds a place in my heart
:)
Movies: 40 year old virgin, Snatch, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Most anything with Will Ferrell : ), Primal Fear, Usual Suspects, Lots lots more, lol
Music: Coldplay, Tracy Chapman, Paul Simon, Counting Crows, Green Day, Incubus, 311, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Catch 22, Flight of the Conchords, (I like a LOT of music, pretty much)
Foods: Sushi, BBQ anything, and anything Italian is good, but I am partial to calzones :) I've recently been introduced to the wonder that is Thai/Vietnamese/Indian food :D
Movies: 40 year old virgin, Snatch, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Most anything with Will Ferrell : ), Primal Fear, Usual Suspects, Lots lots more, lol
Music: Coldplay, Tracy Chapman, Paul Simon, Counting Crows, Green Day, Incubus, 311, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Catch 22, Flight of the Conchords, (I like a LOT of music, pretty much)
Foods: Sushi, BBQ anything, and anything Italian is good, but I am partial to calzones :) I've recently been introduced to the wonder that is Thai/Vietnamese/Indian food :D
The six things I could never do without
Love, Laughter, True Friends, Music/Entertainment, Good Food, Marie
:)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Marie... oh, and other stuff too -- My mind touches on everything
throughout the day: Music, Friends, Life, Work, etc. etc, but
usually one way or another ends up back on her. And I'm not saying
that just because it's cute (although it is an added bonus : D) it
is typically the case. I do spend a lot of time thinking of ways to
make people happy/laugh, whether it's coworkers, friends, Marie,
etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
I like to get out when I can, and hang out with friends, have a few
drinks, play some games, and whatnot. Although from time to time I
like to have a nice do-nothing calming day. I like to get a decent
buzz going (I rarely find myself really hammered) and play games,
whether it be Fluxx, Munchkin, Catan, or any of the assorted dorky
games we have (or video game like Rock Band or Soul Calibur)
Editors
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Now in Latin
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi ^_^
You should message me if
You like to laugh, and don't mind a little bawdiness from time to
time : ) I'm always open to meeting new people : )
