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36 Tel Aviv, Israel Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:16am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Okay), C++ (Poorly), LISP (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My soul is as dry as the pages of the books to which I so desperately cleave.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write low-quality programs for computers.
I've studied conservative arts, then liberal arts, then studied nothing for a while, then studied math, then studied nothing again, then it become now, and then I'll study math, maybe.
Because people are social, I, too, did a social thing or two in my life, but please don't count on that.

Right now I'm defrosting my fridge: two days in the making and now I can finally open the freezer compartment. I could be a great find for an archaeologist or an anthropologist, if only I stored anything in that compartment.

If only I wasn't a slacker that I really am :(
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* Pointing out flaws in others.
* Avoiding social situations.
* Keeping silence.
* Dealing with absence of friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Couple of days ago I quoted HAL in a conversation with one of my colleagues:
Sorry, Dave, I can't let you do that.
My colleague said that this quote was "so me!".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
* It changes. Now it's mostly post-rock, like Godspeed You, Black Emperor, Mogwai etc.
* I eat once or twice a day, maybe.
* The last best of all times and movies movie is Spirited Away.
* The worst movies are Potemkin, Space Odyssey, Stalker (by Tarkovsky).
* The best poet is Edgar Allan Poe (or, maybe, Emily Dickinson, I can't decide).
* The worst poet is Percy Bysshe Shelley.

I used to scavenge this section of profiles around OKC for new movies to torrent, but ever since OKC become very peculiar in its choice of location of the profiles one gets to see, the spoils become too scarce.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
GNU Emacs (I also need a keyboard where Ctrl key is duplicated in Capslock, otherwise I can't use the puter).

A lot of sleep.


Someone to remind me not to go to work on weekends.

Public laundries functioning 24/7.

7/12 (AM:PM) stores.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try to make myself think more about foundational formalisms of mathematical logics and things related to combinatorics, but I'm a slacker. Besides, it's really hard and it's even harder to think about it all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching lectures on Coursera or EDX.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have eventually answered these somewhere down the match answers, but I'll repeat to spare you the trouble of searching:
I don't have a driving license; just never tried to get one.
I have very bad front teeth, and I didn't do anything yet to fix that.
I have more aces in the sleeve to scare you if you aren't scared yet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know how girls' profiles always say that you have to be mature, responsible, not to play games (whatever that means), and especially not to like one-time sexual encounters, because if you do, then oh woe. So, why should you message me? Well, at least because I don't care how mature or responsible you are, I'm friendly to gamers and I don't see a problem if you like one-time sexual encounters.