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36 Tel Aviv, Israel Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Okay), C++ (Poorly), LISP (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Every once in a while these things need an update, so here comes.

For once, I'll try to stay positive all the way to the "why message me" section. This is challenging, I've honestly never done it before... oh wa-wa-wait... well, no matter!

I'll make it a dialogue, because I like dialogues. Greeks were certainly onto something, when they first invented the genre.

This conversation never happened, but it could have happened. T. and N. are actual people who some times talk to me, and have been doing it for almost ten years. So, I guess I can call them friends. They don't live hear any more though, and this is why this conversation is a little bit sad. The action is placed in the hall B of the Ben Gurion airport. Three of us wait for T's and N's departure.

N: And promise you'll do the blood test again in three month, after you've taken the vitamins.

Me: sigh Yes, N, I promise.

N: You know it's important, right?!

Me: Yes, yes, of course I do. Oh, and by the way, do you remember, your prof... the paper you red to us... that thing about how you did logistic regression on those molecules...

N: T., he's changing the subject. Don't change the subject!

T: Oh, come on N. You're trying to be just like my mother!

N: Says who?

T: No, you are actually more like Thomas Malory, the man never compromised not on any little thing, and ended up in jail. For his whole life, mind you! This is not how you gain influence... Machiavelli on the other hand...

N: Oh, not Machiavelli again.

Me: Sounds like you are boarding already. I probably...

N: No, no, it's OK, we still have a few minutes.

T: But we should probably get going, all this standing in the line... I can't wait to say goodbye to this place.

Me: Right, you should be going. You take care there, well, whatever.

N: You take care too, and skype us, you know we're online, well, most of the time. Weekends especially.

T: Oh, and my site, would you have a few moments this week, I need to add Google Analytics...

And off they went. Now that I think of it, T. knows me for fifteen years. That's the longest I've ever known anyone. My parents don't know me that well (they actually don't know me at all, but that's a separate story). But we never said anything more intimate than "hey would you mind fixing a thing or two for my site" or "want to go to the movies? I hear there are aliens and fighting and stuff..."

To be direct is to be against the human nature, it's awkward and it feels like you surrender yourself. Even if you trust that person with all you have - that's nothing compared to being sincere. It becomes ever more difficult to be sincere, the more things you've experienced. It's irrational, but who says it should be?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write low-quality programs for computers.
I've studied conservative arts, then liberal arts, then studied nothing for a while, then studied math, then studied nothing again, then it become now, and then I'll study math, maybe.
Because people are social, I, too, did a social thing or two in my life, but please don't count on that.

Right now I'm defrosting my fridge: two days in the making and now I can finally open the freezer compartment. I could be a great find for an archaeologist or an anthropologist, if only I stored anything in that compartment.

If only I wasn't a slacker that I really am :(
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* Pointing out flaws in others.
* Avoiding social situations.
* Keeping silence.
* Dealing with absence of friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Couple of days ago I quoted HAL in a conversation with one of my colleagues:
Sorry, Dave, I can't let you do that.
My colleague said that this quote was "so me!".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
* It changes. Now it's mostly post-rock, like Godspeed You, Black Emperor, Mogwai etc.
* I eat once or twice a day, maybe.
* The last best of all times and movies movie is Spirited Away.
* The worst movies are Potemkin, Space Odyssey, Stalker (by Tarkovsky).
* The best poet is Edgar Allan Poe (or, maybe, Emily Dickinson, I can't decide).
* The worst poet is Percy Bysshe Shelley.

I used to scavenge this section of profiles around OKC for new movies to torrent, but ever since OKC become very peculiar in its choice of location of the profiles one gets to see, the spoils become too scarce.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
GNU Emacs (I also need a keyboard where Ctrl key is duplicated in Capslock, otherwise I can't use the puter).

A lot of sleep.


Someone to remind me not to go to work on weekends.

Public laundries functioning 24/7.

7/12 (AM:PM) stores.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try to make myself think more about foundational formalisms of mathematical logics and things related to combinatorics, but I'm a slacker. Besides, it's really hard and it's even harder to think about it all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching lectures on Coursera or EDX.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have eventually answered these somewhere down the match answers, but I'll repeat to spare you the trouble of searching:
I don't have a driving license; just never tried to get one.
I have very bad front teeth, and I didn't do anything yet to fix that.
I have more aces in the sleeve to scare you if you aren't scared yet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know how girls' profiles always say that you have to be mature, responsible, not to play games (whatever that means), and especially not to like one-time sexual encounters, because if you do, then oh woe. So, why should you message me? Well, at least because I don't care how mature or responsible you are, I'm friendly to gamers and I don't see a problem if you like one-time sexual encounters.

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