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crackentank
26 / M / straight / Single
Brooklyn, New York
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 9" (1.75m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- —
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am affable, laughable, and cantakerous.
My Self-Summary
What I’m doing with my life
Now: I moved to Brooklyn (from Michigan) after accepting an AmeriCorps VISTA position with a non-profit in Brooklyn Heights. I volunteer my time in return for a meager living stipend, fantastic resume material and a complete change of pace. I love it so far.
Future: I am contemplating a move back to school. Where such contemplation takes me is unknown, but the unknown is what makes it exciting.
I’m really good at
- Casual bike rides that turn into dangerous races down large hills
- Warming hands in pockets and cold-weather outings
- Cooling heads under faucets (natural and not) and warm-weather sproutings
- Reading several books at a time
- Making full use of my pint-sized oven and stove
- Attempting proper repair of my (poorly) aging german automobile
- Devising odd conglomerations of old appliance containers and new-fangled technologies.
- Hiking in tropical and temperate rain forests
- Hiking to horribly named but aptly described destinations such as "Mosquito Falls" and eating wild blueberries en route.
- Consuming micro-brews heralding from Michigan breweries
- Lying on the shore of a large body of water at night and attempting reasonable contemplation of the universe - unless it is obscured by clouds.
- Wasting time with a television in view (30 Rock, It's Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, Movies, ...)
- Attending concerts and live theatrical performances of wide and varied genre and talent.
The first things people usually notice about me
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Favorite movies: I don't discriminate too much. Art-house films from the 70's don't usually capture my fancy. I'd love to love one. Help me. I may admit to loving two classic movies: Batteries Not Included and Short Circuit - yay for high-tech 80's comedy.
I am a reader of recommendations - I look to friends, Amazon and Good Reads to find new books to absorb. I've just started reading Neil Gaiman's Smoke & Mirrors.
I'll try most any food once and end up having many with much greater frequency than that. There are a few foods that I avoid: lima beans, Hákarl, and bacon.
The six things I could never do without
People (friends, family, benevolent dictators, lovely misers, heartbroken actresses).
Keys for belongings (but not the belongings themselves).
Audio reproduction devices (mostly digital, sadly).
Bicycles (single or multi-geared, rarely fixed).
Light sources.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Events that I attend usually involve enjoyable people but have been known, on occasion, not to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
You should message me if
- You're happy or sad.
- You've lost a puppy or cat.
- You would like to build a Popsicle-stick bridge and proceed to crush it.
- You think of yourself in terms expressed only with odd facial movements and flailing arms.
- You're alright with all that you know about me and all that you don't.
- You are willing to hit the 'send' button on a message to me.