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cracker26

59 M Grapevine, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am married but have been in a sexless, lack of communication marriage for 16 years due to wife's prolonged illness that will not get any better. I am not looking to get out of the marriage. I decided 12 years ago to live as full a life as possible. I am looking for a fun friendship with benefits with an attractive lady with some of same interests. I travel to LA, Vegas, and Chicago when I travel. I am open to new experiences and meeting fun, interesting people.

I am quick wit, positive attitude, and adventurous I wrote this profile a year ago. Since I have moved my mistress (it's an open relationship and she is bisexual) into the front bedroom while my wife lives in the back bedroom and I occupy the middle bedroom. I have sex with only one of them and she is the 30 y/o. Definitely not the wife. If you are wondering how I manage this, remeber I am a writer with a vivid imagination and have the ability to create fiction on my feet.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a retired coach-teacher, although I still coach high school basketball part time. I have had success in the entertainment industry as a writer and producer. I began writing twelve years ago. I even had a small part in a film. After 3 lines the audience was further spared when I was shot twice in the chest by a Mafia hit man. I made more money for letting them blow two explosive blood suibs on my body than I did for my acting. I am still pursuing projects with my two partners in LA. I have been offered a small roll in a film I co wrote. I will deliver 5 lines and you guessed it. I will be shot between the eyes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Multi tasking, coaching basketball, enjoying myself, engaging in intelliget conversations, creating exciting stories from a single thought, writing and attempting to act.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My quick wit, wide range of experiences, quirkiness, loyalty, and attention to detail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Action adventure, drama, intelligent comedies for movies. When the music comes on, I listen if I like. I have Jackyl, AC/DC, Areosmith, Janis Joplin and the Reservoir Dogs soundtrack in my car at the moment. Other than that, practically anything you would hear in a strip club. A good steak, Mexican food, Italian food, sea food. I spend most of my time writing so I don't read much anymore unless I'm adapting a book to a screeplay or doing research. When I did read I read mysteries, and historical books, especially on Texas History in the 1800s, and political asasinations of the 60s. My favorite movies: TRUE ROMANCE, THE KILLER, RUN LOLA RUN, GETTYSBURG, GO and anything directed by JOHN WOO, or written by QUENTIN TARRENTINO in the 90s.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids, creature comforts, the ability to function as a free individual, close friends, good health, my imagination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever writing project I'm working on, and like most humans. WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUT?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
During basketball season, coaching in a game. Otherwise, watching DVDs at home or something interesting on cable when not playing in Texas Hold'em tournaments, or going to horse races. Network TV sucks on most nights, especially Fridays. A movie, good restaraunt, hang with old buddies, and interesting women. I visit strip clubs to listen to the music (I am a hard rock kind of guy) and watch the strippers work the men in the club. It is an art form. If with a woman the following: if a desire to act we will get out the camera and shoot some acting exercises or a scene from a movie or one of my scripts. If really good I will construct an acting reel and send it to my partners in LA to see how good you really are. I love renting a hotel suite to watch movies and wear out the room service menue. If in Vegas, casino hop and play blackjack, hold'em, and shoot craps. If in LA go to Johnny Delph's old club followed by walking up the street to The Whiskey and listening to local bands. If in Chicago visiting my daughter and her husband, and finding an illegal Texas Hold'em tournament in a back room of some old mafia hangout.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love life. Otherwise, sorry, the statute of limitations may not be up yet on everything.
You should message me if
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You are an attractive lady looking for discrete, fun relationship. This could be a friendship with benefits or just a friendship. Just looking for new friends and experiences.