Of course, any profile that involves talking at length about how great you are sounds self-centered. Possibly even egomaniacal. But since no one else is going to sing my praises I may as well do it the tune of one of the most egocentric songs ever! (Bonus points if you can identify the tune or operetta):
I am the very model of a modern law school graduate
I've knowledge of the simple things as well as those elaborate
I know the constitution and some philosophic works, at that,
From Aristotle, up through Locke, and right up to Hannah Arendt.
I know the mythic histories of the Discworld and of Middle Earth.
I know why the number "42" is just as good as virgin birth.
And I can do impressions and speak in the Slayericific style.
Oh, I'll resort to anything to get a girl to crack a smile.
Oh he'll resort to anything to get a girl to crack a smile.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with scientific principles
From natural selection to how light is waves and particles
Oh, I understand game theory strategies, like betrayal and tit for tat
I am the very model of a modern law school graduate!