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crackerjackevan

31 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I try to always act with a purpose.

But any profile that involves talking at length about how great you are is going to come out one of two ways: self centered or egomaniacal. But hey, since no one else is going to shout my praises I decided to put use one of the most egocentric songs ever as a my starting point:

I am the very model of a modern law school graduate
I've knowledge of the simple things as well as those elaborate
I know the constitution and some philosophic works, at that,
From Aristotle, up through Locke, and right up to Hannah Arendt.

I know the mythic histories of the Discworld and of Middle Earth.
I know why the number "42" is just as good as virgin birth.
And I can do impressions and speak in the Slayericific style.
Oh, I'll resort to anything to get a girl to crack a smile.

--Chorus--
Oh he'll resort to anything to get a girl to crack a smile.
[Repeat 4]
--End Chorus--

I'm very well acquainted, too, with scientific principles
From natural selection to how light is waves and particles
Oh, I understand game theory strategies, like betrayal and tit for tat
I am the very model of a modern law school graduate!
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the State. Other people say we're number 49. Personally, I say number 46 on our absolute worst day.
I’m really good at
Convincing people I'm right even when I'm not.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm the greatest. And second, they notice how modest I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My "favourite" of anything is whatever one I haven't tried yet.
But here's a list of a few things I like that i have tried:

Book-- The Quiet American
Movies-- Veritigo hitchock, Serenity
Podcasts-- Next Big Hit, CBC Radio 3, Indifeed
Musicals-- Wicked, The Drowsy Chaperone, Gilbert & Sullivan, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog
TV-- Anything done by Joss Whedon (We all need a little Buffy now and again). All my favorite stuff is pretty much canceled: West Wing, Stargate SG-1

Food-- There are 3 critical questions related to food. #1, Is moving? #2 Is it green?, #3 is it supposed to be either of these?

Bands... these come to minds as bands I like. I like other bands. I don't have a favourite, so in no particular order: Harvey Danger, Throwback, Two Hours Traffic, Athlete, Islands, You Say Party, We say Die
The six things I could never do without
Other than literal necessities of life, I can do without anything else. And I have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to dismantle an atomic bomb. No, not the U2 album.
On a typical Friday night I am
Still the greatest.
Oh, you mean...
I'm always looking for a good concert to go to on Friday night.
But I also enjoy museums, hanging in the park (which, yes is better in the summer), or trivia night at the pub with my mates. I'm also thinking that a ball game would be cool some time soon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I control John Malkovich.

Oh, and I evade personal questions and issues by being damn funny until after you get to know me. After that, I'm still evasive, but you'll find me less funny than when we first met.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I have kind of a thing for dorky girls, so if you know absolutely everything about medieval latin poetry, or the molecular genetics of fungi, or old writs of England, or how to program your iPhone using linux, or how to spell every single word in the English language -- but not so much about celebrity gossip-- then you should message me. If you feel you qualify then you should message me. Apparently I am a sapiosexual. Echinoderms need not apply!

I'm also open to meeting friends (also probably along the above lines minus the part where we're attracted to each other).