CalvinKlein2015
25 New York, NY
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My self-summary
I am firmly and utterly opposed to all and any forms of cruelty to any animals whatsoever, except geese. You will find that I am an excellent listener, but only when being spoken to in Tagalog, which I do not speak. I have hiked to the tallest peaks of small cities, crossed oceans with nothing more than a jet aircraft and know all the most sophisticated and cosmopolitan bars of small towns in Alaska.

I’m generally torn about whether I should spend my free time try to run to the moon or to start work on my own version of the cones of dunshire. In fact, the best description of me is probably that my inner Chris Traeger is locked in an eternal struggle with my inner Ben Wyatt. It’s highly intense.
What I’m doing with my life
Traveled here from the past. Enjoying all the video games that I can play without my hands. Also how good the Cubs were last year. Just trying to find some plutonium.
I’m really good at
Playing Wild Gunman.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I smell awesome. I mean, there can a pizza place three blocks away, and I will lead you right to it. Dogs are jealous of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Huey Lewis and the News. The Honeymooners.
The six things I could never do without
My Hoverboard
A DeLorean
12.1 Gigawats/Mr. Fusion
Gasoline
My Best Friend
My parents getting together so that I can get born.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future. It's heavy.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once, my mom kissed me. It was VERY weird.
You should message me if
Your name is Jennifer or you think we have a future together. Or a past.
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