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25 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:59am
White, Other, —
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The quickest way I can describe myself is as a combination of Ben Wyatt (Ben video) and Chris Traeger (Chris video) from Parks and Recreation. This is to say that I consider myself an athlete who enjoys cycling, hiking and kayaking even though I also love Firefly, Back to the Future and the Lord of the Rings.

Of course, any profile that involves talking at length about how great you are sounds self-centered. Possibly even egomaniacal. But since no one else is going to sing my praises I may as well do it the tune of one of the most egocentric songs ever! (Bonus points if you can identify the tune or operetta):

I am the very model of a modern law school graduate
I've knowledge of the simple things as well as those elaborate
I know the constitution and some philosophic works, at that,
From Aristotle, up through Locke, and right up to Hannah Arendt.

I know the mythic histories of the Discworld and of Middle Earth.
I know why the number "42" is just as good as virgin birth.
And I can do impressions and speak in the Slayericific style.
Oh, I'll resort to anything to get a girl to crack a smile.

Oh he'll resort to anything to get a girl to crack a smile.
[Repeat 4]
--End Chorus--

I'm very well acquainted, too, with scientific principles
From natural selection to how light is waves and particles
Oh, I understand game theory strategies, like betrayal and tit for tat
I am the very model of a modern law school graduate!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a lawyer is so much less interesting than being in law school its crazy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Convincing people I'm right even when I'm not.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm the greatest. And second, they notice how modest I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My "favourite" of anything is whatever one I haven't tried yet.
But here's a list of a few things I like that i have tried:

Book-- The Quiet American. I like a lot of sic fi and Fantasy but The Name of the Wind and Wise Man's Fear by Patrick Rothfus are at the top of my list.
Movies-- Veritigo Hitchock, Serenity
Podcasts-- CBC Radio 3, Serial, Freakonomics, The Economist
Musicals-- Wicked, Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder, Kinky Boots, Gilbert & Sullivan, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog
TV-- Anything done by Joss Whedon (We all need a little Buffy now and again). Also typical Sci-fi stuff like Star Trek, Stargate SG-1, Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire. But I also enjoy anything really well done, like the West Wing

Food-- There are 3 critical questions related to food. #1, Is moving? #2 Is it green?, #3 is it supposed to be either of these?

Bands... these come to minds as bands I like. I like other bands. I don't have a favourite, so in no particular order: Harvey Danger, Throwback, Two Hours Traffic, Athlete, Islands, You Say Party, We say Die.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other than literal necessities of life, I can do without anything else. And I have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the Universe and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Still the greatest.
Oh, you mean...
I'm always looking for a good concert to go to on Friday night.
But I also enjoy museums, hanging in the park (which, yes is better in the summer), or trivia night at the pub with my mates. I'm also thinking that a ball game would be cool some time soon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I framed Roger Rabbit.

Oh, and I evade personal questions and issues by being damn funny until after you get to know me. After that, I'm still evasive, but you'll find me less funny than when we first met.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are Leslie Knope? I would also accept Elliot Reed or Liz Lemon.

Clearly, I have kind of a thing for dorky girls. So you should message me if you know absolutely everything about medieval latin poetry, or the molecular genetics of fungi, or old writs of England, or how to program your iPhone using linux, or how to spell every single word in the English language -- but not so much about celebrity gossip. Apparently I am a sapiosexual. Echinoderms need not apply!

I'm also open to meeting friends (also probably along the above lines minus the part where we're attracted to each other).